Did you go to a county fair this summer?
My neighbor Melissa said in an Instagram upload, that a county fair is the Olympics of People Watching. Oh, amen to that.
It’s also the Olympics of Fried Food.
It’s also the home of giant food…
|All. Kinds. Of. Wrong.|
And if you’re going to eat bad things, you might as well drink bad things, right?
Only then can you properly evaluate the crafts and competitions…
Hooray for the textured painting of a flowering tree.
Hooray for the nostalgic photo of a photo.
Hooray for the gorgeous cake that looks like a beehive and exemplifies the Fair’s theme of Home Sweet Home.
Boo for the Girl on Fire, Hunger Games themed cake that we nick-named the Skin Graft Cake, aka the Scab Cake.
There were other crafts too. I wanted this.
A tip when going to the fair? Unless it is a car, it’s not a good idea to win anything that is bigger than you are…
Also? If you win one, there is a right way and an, um, wrong way to carry the giant stuffed animals.
I’m just sayin’…
Did you go to a fair? What is the worst thing that you ate…? (And the biggest thing you had to carry?)