Wanna see what it looks like when a kindergartener asks another kindergartener for help tying his shoes…..? It was like macrame` and took me a good 5 minutes to get the knot(s) undone. I miss the velcro closures.
Spoiler alert: This post is going to have a healthy dose of social commentary, and will possibly offend someone. (So deal with it.) A good friend of mine was given four front row tickets to yesterday afternoon’s Angels game. Did I want to be spontaneous (shut up! Sometimes I can be…) and take Conner and […]
I am back on the exercise wagon. I’ve been a giant tree sloth since April, but it’s not because I wanted to. Really…. I have issues. If you’re a regular reader of my blog, you may have surmised that I am a bit of an anal retentive, OCD type freak of nature. You wouldn’t be […]
I went to a charity fundraiser with my friend Jodi last night. We got dressed up… we put on make-up… I spent more than an hour actually drying and styling my 45 pounds of hair… We were lookin’ good. Upon arrival, we headed (immediately) to the bar and each got a glass of wine. We […]
The older I get, the longer the lines from the pillow stay on my face.I can throw on a baseball cap to cover up bad morning hair…. but what am I supposed to do with creases so big and deep that it looks like I was in a knife fight….? Seriously. Please tell me.