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Soap and Brownies.

May 19, 2009 11 Comments

Grant just came in from playing with his brothers. He was crying and upset. I comforted him, rocked him, soothed him.
He suddenly sat up:
“Hey Mom! can I have a Brownie?!”

Because I’m a sucker:
“Sure buddy, but go wash your hands.”

“I will just use my tears to do it.”

“Nope, you need to go to the bathroom sink and use soap.”

“Well tears are wet. It would work.”

“True. They are wet. But it’s use soap or no Brownie.”
I’m not a total push-over.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Comments

  1. Candy's daily Dandy says

    May 19, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    You tell em mom!

    I like his logic.
    thanks for stopping by my blog.

    Reply
  2. Em says

    May 19, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Awww – he can work it can’t he. Good for you for standing your ground on at least personal hygiene 🙂

    I so get this. With two sweet boys myself, I’m pretty much a sucker every single day.

    Welcome to SiTS!! Em

    Reply
  3. Alex the Girl says

    May 19, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Oooo, he’s a smooth one. I’m telling you, told you earlier, too. Change your phone numbers, change the locks on the door. This boy of yours is going to be one heck of a doozie when he grows up.

    Reply
  4. Jessica says

    May 19, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Those kids, always trying to get one over on us moms!

    Reply
  5. mama-face says

    May 19, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    I often use my tears to wash my hands. I’ve heard they are sanitary. Something to do with the salt.

    What a sweet child.

    Reply
  6. Valentine says

    May 19, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    your kid is hilarious! where does he come up with these?!? i too, love his logic, in a way, he does make sense.

    Reply
  7. Heather says

    May 19, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    good for you for holding your ground!

    grant is hilarious though! how do you keep a straight face when he says these things?!?

    Reply
  8. Anissa says

    May 19, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Kids they try and find the easy way out. To sweet — hope he enjoyed his brownie. TFS

    Reply
  9. Becca @ The Texas Darlings says

    May 19, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    water conservation at it’s best!!

    We go in tomorrow for an induction!!! YAY!!!!!

    ~Becca

    Reply
  10. MiMi says

    May 19, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    At least it was just tears and not other stuff that comes out of the face when crying…
    I like his angle though…”i’m crying, bet momma will let me have a brownie.”
    Wouldn’t you crap if the other boys were outside looking in the windows going “No way! He said it would work and it did!”
    Macey

    Reply
  11. Maridith says

    May 20, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    I like his logic but as my mom would tell me “Do not pass go and do not collect $200, hon”

    Kids are too funny!!

    Reply

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