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It’s got a good beat, but can ya dance to it?

June 12, 2009 22 Comments

Grant just came into the kitchen, proudly holding an invisible guitar.

G: Do you like my invisible guitar?
Me: Yes I do.
G: Wanna hear it?
Me: Of course I do.
G: (various sounds, growls and humming, while pretending to rock out.) Didja like it?
Me: Of course I do. What’s it called?
G: I Don’t Wanna Step In Poop.
Me: That’s nice. You keep playing. Momma needs to go post something on her blog.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Comments

  1. Anissa says

    June 13, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    He is to funny! I love to play the invisible guitar.

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  2. Kim says

    June 13, 2009 at 12:19 AM

    HAHAAHAHAHA…what a kid. He cracks me up.

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  3. Housewife Savant says

    June 13, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    How many conversations between Mamma and Grant end with “Momma needs to go post something on her blog”?

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  4. Shawn says

    June 13, 2009 at 1:22 AM

    How many words are just so funny to little boys…poop~underwear~potty~butt~booger…

    He’s a keeper!

    Reply
  5. shortmama says

    June 13, 2009 at 1:58 AM

    haha I dont want to step in poop either

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  6. Bobbi Jo says

    June 13, 2009 at 2:35 AM

    LOL!! That is too funny. Love it. Thank you for making me chuckle once again. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

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  7. Krystyn says

    June 13, 2009 at 2:39 AM

    That’s hilarious..kids. Where do they get it?

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  8. The Un-Organized Mom says

    June 13, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    hahahaha… he said poop!!!

    That’s one funny word in my house…along with several others.

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  9. Xazmin says

    June 13, 2009 at 3:21 AM

    Great…now I have that song stuck in my head.

    Is it available on iTunes?

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  10. MiMi says

    June 13, 2009 at 4:36 AM

    LOL!!! Love that! That’s funny!
    And I agree with HS, how many conversations do you have that end with “hold on while momma goes and posts on her blog.”
    : )
    Macey

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  11. Sneaky Momma says

    June 13, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    What a lovely song! I’ll bet you were so proud! 🙂 Tee hee!

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  12. onegirliegirl says

    June 13, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    I think you need to install one of those nanny cameras, just to immortalize Grant and all his “moments”!!

    LMAO!!
    xoxo ~Lisa

    Reply
  13. Melissa says

    June 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    What a hoot. The sad thing is I just stepped in poop. Dang baby, I’ve got to get that cutie potty trained.

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  14. Connie Weiss says

    June 13, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    I don’t either Grant! LOL!

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  15. kel says

    June 13, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    That was officially awesome!!!!

    ps. Changed my blog name from Girl n the Glasses to
    http://www.ahesitanthousewife.blogspot.com/

    Reply
  16. Jen says

    June 14, 2009 at 1:43 AM

    He’s a rock star.

    Reply
  17. heidi says

    June 14, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    LOL Nice!!!

    Sienna is currently in guitar lessons and the other day said ‘Mom, I wanna learn how to play the air guitar next.’

    Uh..honey? I’m not paying for lessons for that.

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  18. Liz @ Sugarplum Creations says

    June 14, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Oh dear, I love it! The girls think the word “toilet” is hilarious for some reason. And the other night my husband was explaining to my six year old what projectile vomitting was . . . WHAT?????

    Reply
  19. mama-face says

    June 15, 2009 at 2:49 AM

    I have started seeing the blog side of things. I love it…”keep playing. momma needs to post…”

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  20. jennykate77 says

    June 15, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    That’s classic…he’s hilarious!

    Reply
  21. Lynn says

    June 15, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Later on down the road, when he forms his rock band he can call it:
    “Don’t Wanna Step in Poop”

    The kid has it goin’

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  22. Funnyrunner says

    June 16, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    LLOL. My favorite line is: “you keep playing. Momma has to go post something on her blog.” By the way – better the silent guitar than my son’s electric guitar with amp…

    Reply

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