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Great. Now I need to brush up on my Pig-Latin.

July 8, 2009 23 Comments

Driving in the car last night, with Conner and Grant in the back seat…. Conner and I were having a discussion and I needed to say the word “sex” which I decided to spell, since I did not want Grant to hear the word.
Big mistake.

“What’s S – E – X?”

Smooth move, Ex-Lax. Now the child will add that to the list of words he spells for people.
(I can spell S-T-O-P. I can spell C-A-T… F-O-X….) oy. You see where I’m going with this, right?
I am an idiot.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Comments

  1. Jennifer says

    July 8, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    HA! He showed you. I remember my mom doing that once and I knew what she was spelling. Still remember the D’oh expression on her face.

    & yes that was a D’oh as in Homer Simpson D’oh.

    Reply
  2. J.J. says

    July 8, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    Maybe he will take that to school…and ask his teacher and she can tell him about s-e-x ?
    hee hee

    Believe me…you are no idiot!

    Reply
  3. J.J. says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    I love your signature too!!!

    Reply
  4. Lynn says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    ex-say

    Reply
  5. Ali says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    Haha! But you had good intentions. That oughta count for something?

    Reply
  6. Housewife Savant says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    That K-I-D is K-W-I-K.

    Trying to outsmart him with spelling was D-U-M Vivienne.

    Reply
  7. Tammy Howard says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    You’re not an idiot.

    And you’re not raising one, either.

    Reply
  8. Lauren says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    oh, no! I dread the day my children learn to spell!

    Reply
  9. Xazmin says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    At least you spelled it…I’m always forgetting myself and saying “sex” in front of my kids…sometimes I think I am the worst mom ever!

    Reply
  10. valentine says

    July 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    i am srsly dreading when i have kids, i say so much bad stuff, i will have a hard time breaking the habit

    your kid is so smart!

    Reply
  11. drollgirl says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    oh god!!! a c k!!!

    my sis has a 4 year old that asked HOW DID I GET IN YOUR TUMMY. my sis said, “well, you used to be really small like a seed, and then you grew and grew.” for some reason this satisfied her daughter. for now. ugh!!!

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  12. Keetha Broyles says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Well, if you’re going to give him an embarrassing word to spell, why not pick a long one – – – that way, maybe the people to whom he spells it won’t figure it out until AFTER he’s walked away.

    You know – – – like – – – C – 0 – P – U – L – A – T – I – O – N

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  13. Becca @ The Texas Darlings says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    I hated when I couldn’t spell words out anymore…..

    Love the sig…

    ~Becca

    Reply
  14. Funnyrunner says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    I think the big question is…. what in the heck were you and Connor talking about?! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  15. โ™ฅ Kenz โ™ฅ says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    Hahahaha, very funny..

    Reply
  16. HaB says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    I think this falls under the same category as the first time your child utters a swear word, at a major holiday dinner.

    Reply
  17. Jessica says

    July 8, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    That is hilarious! I know it, we have to watch what we spell around Jackson now!!

    Reply
  18. MiMi says

    July 8, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    I can’t spell anything in front of Kolby either. I love your signature!
    Macey

    Reply
  19. Jen says

    July 9, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    Oh dear ๐Ÿ™‚ good luck with that! Love the signature!

    Reply
  20. Kasey says

    July 9, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    That is F-U-N-N-Y!!! At least he has an interest in spelling! He has a bright future that one!

    Reply
  21. Amber says

    July 9, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    Lol, that is pretty funny. I can’t spell things around Maddison. She’s a genius speller. I have to use code words or say “you know what I mean” and give him ‘the eye’. lol

    Reply
  22. Morgan says

    July 9, 2009 at 1:44 AM

    Awww..haha. Well, at least you can tell him the story when he gets older and he can tell all of his friends. ๐Ÿ™‚

    -M.

    Reply
  23. Natalie says

    July 9, 2009 at 2:29 AM

    That’s funny ….. I never had the ‘repeating’ problem with my daughter, but my son?? OH HE REPEATS everything ….. seriously, he called my pastor’s daughter a dumba$$ once …. no lie.

    In my head I’m thinking “Well, was she being one?” but in my REALITY, I’m thinking “CRAP – MUST NOT BE SO DEFENSIVE IN MY DRIVING!!!” ….

    Reply

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