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Some pregnancy cravings prove to be rather funny.

July 25, 2009 14 Comments

Scene: the produce section in our grocery store. I am thrilled to see that “Red Lion” Nectarines are in season and on sale.

Me: “Oh Grant! Yay! These are so yummy! When you were in my tummy, these nectarines were all that I wanted to eat.”

Grant: “I was in your tummy…?”

Me: (Oh crap! What can of worms have I opened here in the grocery store…) “Well, um, yes. All little kids start out as babies in their Momma’s tummy.”

Grant: (Looks at my tummy, looks at the nectarines, looks back to my tummy. With furrowed brow…) “Were you aiming them at me?”

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Comments

  1. MiMi says

    July 25, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Seriously! I’m laughing out loud here! “Were you aiming them at me??” Ha!
    Macey

    Reply
  2. Keetha Broyles says

    July 25, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    “Well, yes Grant, I WAS aiming them at you – – – at least the NUTRITIONAL part of them.”

    Great post, glad you shared it with us.

    Reply
  3. Tina says

    July 25, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    So funny…

    I have really enjoyed reading your camping post….sounds like some great family memories being made!

    Come by my blog and I have a little something for you…..

    Reply
  4. Jessica says

    July 25, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    That is hilarious. Can you bottle him and send him to me? ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  5. shortmama says

    July 25, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    That is one funny kid!

    Reply
  6. Lynn says

    July 25, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Well? Were you?

    Reply
  7. Alex the Girl says

    July 25, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    Ah, ha ha ha. Good save, Grant. We know how much you like to avoid those awkward conversations with mommy.

    Reply
  8. Tammy Howard says

    July 25, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Oh my goodness, that’s brilliant.

    Reply
  9. Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) says

    July 25, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    I love hearing what kids come up with… They think so literally, love it!

    Reply
  10. Kelli says

    July 25, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Too funny! He has to keep you laughing regularly.

    Reply
  11. Xazmin says

    July 26, 2009 at 5:21 AM

    Oh how I’ve missed Grant stories! I love this one! I’m not ever going to stay away this long again!

    Reply
  12. The Rambler says

    July 26, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    Kids.

    So funny they are.

    (ohhhh, I just did a Yoda…and I usually get confused if I try Yoda-ing)

    Don’t mind me. Over tired, need to sleep, but up blogging.

    Go figure.

    Reply
  13. J.J. says

    July 27, 2009 at 3:43 AM

    such a creative little dude! I love how his mind works.

    Reply
  14. Tanielle says

    July 27, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    He is so stinkin’ dang funny! Love that boy!!

    Reply

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