Scene: the produce section in our grocery store. I am thrilled to see that “Red Lion” Nectarines are in season and on sale.
Me: “Oh Grant! Yay! These are so yummy! When you were in my tummy, these nectarines were all that I wanted to eat.”
Grant: “I was in your tummy…?”
Me: (Oh crap! What can of worms have I opened here in the grocery store…) “Well, um, yes. All little kids start out as babies in their Momma’s tummy.”
Grant: (Looks at my tummy, looks at the nectarines, looks back to my tummy. With furrowed brow…) “Were you aiming them at me?”