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Spiderous Kindergartenous

September 18, 2009 17 Comments

Scene: Walking Grant to school this morning. I notice a huge spider.

Mom: “Hey Grant! Look at that big spider up there in that web!”

Grant: “Wow! He is big and is poisonous.”

Mom: “No, he’s not poisonous. He’s a nice spider… just a big ole’ Garden Spider.”

Grant: (after thinking a moment)…. “What’s he guarding?”

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Comments

  1. Emily says

    September 18, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Ok, that is a hilarious conversation. But the picture…SO gross!

    Reply
  2. Nina Patricia @ The Adventures of Nina Patricia says

    September 18, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    OK, that was WAY funny!!!!

    Reply
  3. Vivian says

    September 18, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Gotta love that kid!!

    Reply
  4. jennykate77 says

    September 18, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    Grant is awesome! Too funny. That pic is cracking me up.

    Hope you’re having a fabulous Friday!!♥

    Reply
  5. Angie S says

    September 18, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    ok spiderman you ARE doing it all wrong…eeeiiwwww.

    Reply
  6. Kelli says

    September 19, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    Classic!

    Reply
  7. Lynn says

    September 19, 2009 at 1:29 AM

    Oh that Grant!
    A comedian and he doesn’t even know it!

    Reply
  8. MiMi says

    September 19, 2009 at 2:15 AM

    I always wondered if that was secretly where Spiderman really did make his webs…nasty thing, anyway.
    Oh Grant…how I love thee.

    Reply
  9. shortmama says

    September 19, 2009 at 3:23 AM

    lol he is a funny funny boy

    Reply
  10. The Rambler says

    September 19, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Kids are soooo funny!

    And really, WTH is up with the spiderman pic?

    Reply
  11. Tammy Howard says

    September 19, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    That pic may disturb me all day…

    Reply
  12. Becky says

    September 20, 2009 at 3:46 AM

    I’m with Tammy.

    That is messed up!

    Reply
  13. Xazmin says

    September 20, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    Where, oh where has Vivienne gone?

    And, what WAS the spider guarding?

    And the spiderman pic…ewww.

    How the heck are ya?

    Reply
  14. Shawn says

    September 20, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    I was beginning to think California had be all consumed with those fires or had fallen off the US with another earthquake and taken my friend with it

    Funny, Grant!

    Reply
  15. JennyMac says

    September 20, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    HAHAHA…

    good to see you. And your email about the restaurant.com gift cards cracked me up. Yes, spoken like a true lawyer my comment…LOL.

    And I have two awards for you. Put on your spidey costume and come to the Awards Party.

    Reply
  16. mama-face says

    September 22, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    That boy Grant…he’s so sweet. 🙂

    That picture is hilarious.

    Reply
  17. Kim says

    September 22, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    I hope you are creating some sort of a Grant anthology to give to his kids someday. He just says the best things. Okay that picture is truly disturbing!

    Reply

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