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How about a knuckle sandwich?

June 9, 2010 14 Comments

Scene: my kitchen. I have fixed Grant a grilled cheese sandwich, per his request, and am setting it in front of him….

Me: “Here ya go!”

Grant: “Thank you.”

Me: “You’re welcome.”

Grant: “Uh, mom? Aren’t you forgetting to say something?”

I quickly run through the mental transcript of our conversation… all seems OK to me.

Me: “I don’t think so. You said thank you and I told you that you’re welcome. What else should I say?”

Grant: (with a sigh of frustration, and gesturing towards his sandwich as if he’s channeling Vanna White) “You should say: Enjoy.”

Duh.
Of course.
Enjoy your sandwich… and zip it, kid.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant

Comments

  1. Kelli says

    June 9, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    Come on Mom…you have to remember the script or it won’t taste the same ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  2. MiMi says

    June 9, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    Oh geez, this makes me think of Kolby’s new thing…”Uh….hello?? Aren’t you forgetting something?”
    And then when I ask him what it is he tells me and goes, “Du-uh.”
    Yikes.

    Reply
  3. Liz @ Sugarplum Creations says

    June 9, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    I’ve missed Grant ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  4. shortmama says

    June 9, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    Grant is going to have his own tv show one day…I can feel it

    Reply
  5. Shawn says

    June 9, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    Rude!

    I would have have said “Enjoy Sweetie”!

    Reply
  6. Becky says

    June 9, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    LOL! Little Man has always got something funny to say ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  7. Trooper Thorn says

    June 9, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    You vould have said: “Ding! Time’s up!” then take the sandwich away.

    Reply
  8. Jen @ tatertotsandjello.com says

    June 9, 2010 at 11:48 PM

    So funny! Ella’s into this sassy talking phase right now. It’s a good thing we love em as much as we do!

    XOXO
    Jen

    Reply
  9. rachel... says

    June 10, 2010 at 3:03 AM

    Well, duh, Mom! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Reply
  10. Krystyn says

    June 10, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    How silly of you to forget!

    Reply
  11. Myya says

    June 10, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    I TOTALLY agree with Shortmama… I feel a Grant Show coming in the future : ) This kid is just too funny!

    Reply
  12. Becca says

    June 11, 2010 at 3:45 AM

    Enjoy this comment momma…enjoy!!

    ~Becca

    Reply
  13. HouseMama says

    June 11, 2010 at 6:23 AM

    Does he get that from eating out? My “Grant” has started asking what the “entree” is and what the “sides” will be. Ugh! And when there’s only ONE entree, it’s just truely disappointing in his mind. Give me a freakin’ break, Kid!

    Reply
  14. sanjeet says

    June 12, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    It’s a good thing we love em as much as we do!
    PPC Advertising India

    Reply

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