Last week was VBS at our church. Grant was going, as was the little girl a few doors down. Her mom and I worked out a carpool agreement. She dropped the kids off and I picked them up at the end of the day.
Charlotte is this beautiful, petite little thing with a feisty attitude. (Love her.) She is a year younger than Grant, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to run the show.
Trouble is, Grant isn’t always a willing participant.
Tuesday
Charlotte: It’s Girlfriend Day. Who is your girlfriend?
Grant: I don’t have a girlfriend.
Charlotte: You have to name one. It’s Girlfriend Day and we’re at Pretend School.
Grant: I don’t have a girlfriend. I don’t want a girlfriend. I don’t want to play this game.
Pause. Charlotte decides to go the direct route.
Charlotte: Grant, you’re cute.
Grant: (in a total, No-Duh tone of voice) Well, yeah... I’m seven.
Wednesday
Charlotte was singing… long, warbling, high pitched notes of nonsense lyrics: I’m an old laaaaaaaady! I have Angel Priiiiiiiiide! I have a Baby’s Jump Rope and I am the jar of peanut buh-ter on the coun-ter….
Grant: (totally dead-pan) “OK. You’re freakin’ me out.”
Thursday
They were singing a song where the only lyric was “the genie with a dirty mind”... (the geeeeenie with a dirty myyyyyyyy-ind!) (Don’t ask me, I have no idea.)
Charlotte suddenly stops singing and says to Grant “You’re really cuh-uuuuuuute.”
Grant, all matter-of-fact says: “Well, you’re really weird.”
Then they went back to singing.
I think they are both really cute and are both really weird.
Kelley says
I think they are just cute! 🙂 Let’s not remind me that my boys will have girlfriends one day. I can’t even think about it!
Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? says
Aww- love this – love me some Grantisms……
we want more!!
~Becca
Maggie @ Midwestern {Sewing} Girl says
LOVE.
THIS IS ME....ONLINE says
The candid conversations of kids are just the best entertainment. (Candid Camera, anyone?) It’s also fun to remind them of these days when they’re older. Parental bonus. 🙂
Lesley says
Well, yeah… I’m seven.
😀
Carri @ Redefining C says
hee hee…too funny!!!
MiMi says
Viv, that’s hilarious!!!
Now, you can print this out and frame it for their wedding… LOL!
Prudently Painted Vintage says
LOL! I love grant! That little girl is too funny!
My Inner Chick says
–Classic.
Later on, he will want her to say how cute he is!!!
At The Picket Fence says
hysterical! My favorite “of course I’m cute I’m seven!” Love it! Thanks for giving us a peek into the life of Grant and his “girlfriend”. 😉
Heather
poindextr says
too funny! love them both – you couldn’t INVENT better dialogue!
Kelli says
They’ll be married right out of high school…lol! I love a girl who knows what she wants.
Beverly @ FlamingoToes.com says
Oh my gosh. Awesome.
Kelsie From Our Country Home says
Oh my gonna have to keep an eye on that one momma, though Grant seems to be holding his own…so far.
Blessings Kelsie
Sandy says
Awwwwww…..
SueAnn says
Oh my!! Youth!!! I loved this interlude!!
Hugs
SueAnn
Connie Weiss says
They are sooooo getting married!
Emmy says
Lol! This is hilarious and oh so cute. She totally likes your son 🙂
Shawn says
Being aloof can get a boy far…I think Grant is already learning how to use his talent!