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It’s OK… I’ve seen worse answers from Miss America contestants.

January 12, 2012 10 Comments

Grant is the Superstar of the Week this week at school.
In addition to getting to be first in line for recess and to go to the lunch tables, he gets to create a timeline of his life, share trophies and favorite toys, etc.

He also gets to fill out a questionnaire about himself, by himself.  It is posted on the wall for everyone to see.

bad cell phone picture, sorry.

There were several of your basic, standard questions along with expected answers.
There were also several of your basic, standard questions with unexpected answers.  My two favorites:

What makes me special is:
I help my family and friends and clean up the world.

Really?  He cleans up the world?  I can’t get him to clean up his room.

If I could change something in the world to make it a better place to live, I would:
Stop people from smoking and snoring.
Wha…?  Grant snores.

Sometimes there’s just no telling how your child views the world…

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Funny, Grant, just funny

Comments

  1. MiMi says

    January 12, 2012 at 11:37 PM

    Bahahahahaaa!!!

    Reply
  2. Good Time Charlie says

    January 12, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    LOL! Travis had to do a paper about himself. The first paragraph was all about his characteristics. He wrote about how he has “gorgeous” red hair! Wow, I know how this one sees himself in the world. Look out ladies.

    Reply
  3. Kelli says

    January 13, 2012 at 1:18 AM

    I would love to have him stop snoring…sometimes I annoy myself!

    Reply
  4. Myya says

    January 13, 2012 at 5:31 AM

    What a crack up! I love the things kids say, you just never know what is going to come out of thier mouths. LOL

    Reply
  5. SueAnn says

    January 13, 2012 at 10:11 AM

    Too funny! Cleans up the world huh?
    Ha! Kids!!! Gotta love ’em
    Hugs
    SueAnn

    Reply
  6. Connie Weiss says

    January 13, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    My little angel was snoring last night. Was so funny coming out of her sweet little face!

    Reply
  7. Melissa I. says

    January 13, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    it is definitely interesting to see the a child through his own eyes, huh?

    you have a spammer above…

    Reply
  8. Emmy says

    January 13, 2012 at 4:00 PM

    Lol! That is hilarious. And yes he sounds like he is auditioning for a pageant.

    Reply
  9. Xazmin says

    January 13, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    But both smoking AND snoring are such awful habits!! Hehehe.

    Reply
  10. Shawn says

    January 13, 2012 at 11:58 PM

    Isn’t it funny how we do not see ourselves the same as others see us. This obviously is the same with kids too.

    I love that boy if yours!

    Reply

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