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What do volcanoes and bologna have in common? Why, Grant, of course.

July 26, 2012 2 Comments

Scene: The dining room.  My good friend Dave is visiting.
He is Grant’s Godfather and in that role, he is subjected to endless stories, games and all around squirrely-ness.  After one long winded story about the Lego ship he built, Grant said the ship crashed into a volcano.

Dave: “Crashed into a volcano? Bummer.  OK, The End.”
Grant: “Nope! They fly out again.”
Dave: (probably a tad disappointed the story wasn’t over) “A ship can’t fly out of a volcano.  It would burn up.”
Grant: “My ships can.”

I’ve been listening in.

Me: “Grant, I think you’re full of baloney.”
He turns to look at me. “What?!”

Me: “You heard me… I think you’re full of baloney.  If we opened you up we’d see nothing but baloney.”
Grant: “Nu-uh!  If you opened me up you’d see muscles and bones and blood…”

Mitch, who has been sitting and listening, walks out of the room with this parting shot:
“What did you think bologna is made of…?”

bwahahaha.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Grant, Mitch

Comments

  1. Keetha Broyles says

    July 26, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    These Grant stories are absolutely the BEST.

    Reply
  2. SueAnn Lommler says

    July 27, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    Ha!! But is that ever true…but I still love me a fresh bologna sandwich!!
    Hugs
    SUeAnn

    Reply

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