My precious 5 year old has learned a snippet of some inappropriate song.
Grant is singing “I looooove feelin’ dirty! I loooove feelin’ cheap! I looooove feelin’ dirty! I loooove feelin’ cheap!” over and over, like a broken record.
Jump on into my nightmare. The water’s warm.
~~~~ UPDATE ~~~~~
Just found out what it is: “Dominated Love Slave” by Green Day
Fabulous.
There are some big brothers who are going to get a lecture…
My mom (who is a teacher) told me of letting her kids practice the Soulja Boy “Superman” song in class for some presentation or another until someone directed her to the actual meaning of the song (which, if you’re not familiar, involved, um, themes inappropriate for fifth graders).
At least it’s not “Push it real good…or I wanna sex you up.”
I guess you can take some solace in that…
Macey : )
I know this is an oldie, but my 4 year old often sings (to herself) “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” . . . ay yi yi.
Thats bad but not to bad. There is for worst at there. Like lick me like a lollypop and I’m sweet like candy tonight I’m gona get me some. SEE!! TFS
Kids say and run with the darndest things. I have had a few not fit for kids renditions myself 🙂
That is too funny! When I was little my favorite song was Afternoon Delight, much to my mother’s dismay.
I stopped over from Becky at In the Trenches. You did a great job on that swap! I just had to come by and say Hi.
so funny! yeah, my brother used to listen to gansta rap–you would NOT want to hear it or have your little one repeat that stuff, that’s for sure.
Much to my dismay the boys favorite at the moment has been a horrible little ditty about killing Barney or some nonsense to some nursery rhyme song. I am like “guys!!! your little sister is listening!! geez!”
Why would anyone want to jump into your dirty, filthy nightmare?
It’s cheap.
Well Ms. Savant, some people pay extra for those things. So I’ve heard.
That is too funny… Thanks so much for you sweet comment today. 🙂
OMG – so funny! I don’t even know what song that is, but the combination of 5-year-old and those lyrics is hysterical. Umm, I hope he stopped eventually! 😀
Funny! We have had some similar conversations in this house. My 4 year old has picked up on some questionable lyrics from her older siblings.
I feel your pain!
XOXO
jen
Remember when we were kids singing the lyrics to Greased Lightening??? I cringe when I hear it now!!
~Becca
When I read your last two posts all I could think was geez I love my boys…I got all teary eyed and all. The jacket…presh.
I’m not kidding. I am 4 reals about this.
Might not be what you were going for…or were you?
“i got ALL teary eyed and ALL’ haha how redneck is that?
there’s a country song for you.
HAAAAAAAA!
That’s hilarious. At what age do you need to start censoring? Cuz my ten month old perks up every time he hears the Sex and the City theme music. Problem?
Hilarious. Umm, I find myself having to skip my own music when my kids are in the car with me!
Does that say something about me?
maybe we could take solace in remembering the lyrics to songs we sang as kids which we later were embarrassed to learnt he meaning of?
but I hear ya!
Oh, some days (like today!) I am so glad my kids are really close in age – I don’t really have to worry about cross-contamination TOO much yet 🙂
LOL. This is too funny! Grant cracks me up. It’s crazy what they pick up on when no one thinks they’re listening! Isaiah loves Poker Face by Lady GaGa…yeah, she’s a real role-model. He also likes to emulate her dancing style…now, that part is pretty funny.
Hope you’re having a great FRIDAY!!!