I love the beautiful artwork depicting the great relationship you envision having with your lizard.
You know what Momma envisions…?
Momma cleaning up after the lizard and you get tired of caring for it.
Momma having to find insects to feed the lizard because you didn’t have time before football practice.
Momma finding crickets and other bugs all over the house because you lost some on the way to the lizard’s cage.
The only way a lizard (or any other reptile) is coming into this house is if it is in the form of a belt or a pair of shoes.