Grant, from the bathroom:
“Mom!? When I have golden poop, I just move it out of the way. Do you know golden poop?”
Mom, from the living room (and worried feces are being rearranged in some horrible, horrible manner):
“Stay there, don’t move, I’m coming in there…. What do you mean?”
“Do you know the poop colors? Golden poop is the shiniest.”
“Grant, what are you talking about? Let me see this.” (Mom, worried, rocks Grant forward a bit to peer into the toilet. Nothing, um, out of the ordinary.) “Do you have golden poop?”
“Nope I only have brown poop. I was just talking about golden poop.”
Mom lets out a big sigh and wonders how to implement the latest rule:
Thou shalt not talk about poop unless it is real poop and it is really necessary to discuss. All discussion of imaginary poop or multicolored poop shall be deemed a violation of the Real Poop Laws and violators will be subject to penalties.
Supersperm honestly pooped white when he was around 5? Then, red urine 🙁 Kinda freaky and scary. The doc never believed the white poop. If it ever happens again, I have a present for him!!!
We went to a kidney specialist. He thought he had a small stone that passed.
Better than the mom (me) that hears her kid say, “Mommy, cover your nose….” and I peek in to ask why and get slammed with the foulest odor ever.
The he says, “I was trying to warn you…”
Guess I deserved that.
Macey
LLOL!!! As you know, boys will continue to discuss poop for years and years and years and years…
My children all have had their “obsession with analyzing/discussing poop” phases…Monkey still is!