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My son, Billy Mays….

June 6, 2009 12 Comments

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Grant and I were just in our local Target. He is riding in the cart, pointing out the things he has seen advertised on TV.

“Look! For kissable lips!”
“Takes care of mildew stains!”
“Look…..”

“Mom!!!! Look!!! A Ped-Egg!!!!” (at full volume…)

“Grant. You do not need a Ped-Egg.”
(chuckling a bit and seeing other shoppers smile at this exchange out the corner of my eye…)

Grant, (still at full volume):
“Well you do.”

Filed Under: Grant, No Mom wants to hear...

Comments

  1. Tina says

    June 6, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Never a dull moment at your house…so funny!

    Reply
  2. MiMi says

    June 6, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Love it! Seriously, I love infomercials so much, my kids are addicted to them too now. The other day we were going past Walgreens and my youngest says, “Mommy, look. The topsy-turvy tomato grower! Perfect tomatoes ever time!!”
    Yikes.
    How weird, I just listed infomercials on my list of 6.
    Macey : )

    Reply
  3. MiMi says

    June 6, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Every time, not “ever.” Duh.

    Reply
  4. The Rambler says

    June 6, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    Noooo he didn’t (said with a sassy tone)!!!

    giggle….giggle…

    Reply
  5. Kelli says

    June 6, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    I hope he keeps that attitude up for his wife and grants her with pedis upon request! Too Funny!

    Reply
  6. Becca @ The Texas Darlings says

    June 6, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    Oh my oh my oh my. The things that come out of Grant’s mouth. I am happy that you take the time to blog them for our entertainment.

    Thank you.

    ~Becca

    Reply
  7. Anissa says

    June 7, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    OMG — that was funny! I would of died.

    Reply
  8. imjacobsmom says

    June 7, 2009 at 12:43 AM

    I can see it – because I lived it – at full volume by a boy whose voice carries across the store. It’s never a dull moment indeed. ~ Robyn

    Reply
  9. mrssoup says

    June 8, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Awww, how sweet! He’s paying attention to your feet! 😀

    Reply
  10. ♥ Kenz ♥ says

    June 8, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    That cracks me up…hahaha Did you try it? I think I’d like to, but I fear I might be too lazy. I just let the Friday mani/pedi do the job…though this could be good in between.

    Reply
  11. Funnyrunner says

    June 8, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    I think I could use one of those Ped eggs…

    Reply
  12. Xazmin says

    June 9, 2009 at 4:44 AM

    Ha ha ha!

    Reply

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