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Choking? You probably deserve it.

September 6, 2009 11 Comments

Scene: Sitting at the table a few weeks ago. Mitch begins coughing and choking.

We Parents: “Mitch! Are you OK?!”

Mitch: “Yes. I’m OK, I just swallowed wrong.”

Grant (with a definite air of superiority): “pfft. Well, I swallow right.”

Filed Under: Awards, Exchange of the Day, Grant, Mitch

Comments

  1. Liz @ Sugarplum Creations says

    September 6, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    That Grant cracks me up every time!

    Reply
  2. mama-face says

    September 6, 2009 at 8:59 PM

    I love jennymac’s wedding photos. I know you wanted to know that.

    Grant rules the home, right? haha As he should. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  3. Connie Weiss says

    September 7, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    That Grant is pretty witty!

    Reply
  4. Ali says

    September 7, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Your kids make me laugh. A lot.

    Reply
  5. Emily says

    September 7, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    hahahahahaha! You’ve got to be constantly cracking up all day long in your house with those hilarious kids!

    Reply
  6. MiMi says

    September 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    Well thank goodness at least GRANT swallows right. Sheesh! : )

    Reply
  7. Tammy Howard says

    September 8, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    I bet he never looks at anyone wrong, either…

    Reply
  8. jennykate77 says

    September 8, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    Can’t beat the “Grant Chronicles”…I love that kid!

    Congrats on your award – you are most deserving, my dear!

    Reply
  9. JennyMac says

    September 9, 2009 at 2:05 AM

    Congrats on your award…and your super fun and funny household. We need to be neighbors!

    And thank you for the GREAT award. Melissa B. is awesome and so are you.

    Reply
  10. Kim says

    September 10, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    You’re too kind Viv! I hope Grant cracks up someday when he’s old enough to appreciate what a funny kid he was!!

    Reply
  11. Xazmin says

    September 10, 2009 at 3:18 AM

    That’s too funny. Glad he swallows right…I do it wrong sometimes too!

    Reply

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