I would’ve thought it is more convenient to blow one’s nose into a kleenex and then toss the kleenex in the trash.
Apparently, it is more convenient to pick one’s nose and wipe the contents onto the bathroom counter and mirror.
I don’t understand due to the fact I have a vagina.
Oh my gosh, I don’t know if I want any boys. I may just be happy with girls. But they fight SOOOO much. Ugh.
What is up with boys doing that kind of disgusting stuff???
Ugh, we just ate dinner and now I read this. Gah. Sick.
But, so you know: there are some sick girls out there too. My BFF when I was in H/S had a neighbor who was a girl…and she picked her nose and wiped it behind her bedroom door on the wall.
Dear God,
Thank you for giving me girls.
Amen
Girls are just as bad! At least he didn’t eat it! I think I just threw up a bit! Gross!
Ack – I don’t know… My 4 year old daughter wipes hers on the doorway to the bathroom…
XOOX
Jen
Vaginas….they just really mess up a lot of things, don’t they?
When my youngest found out I didn’t have a penis he cried….”God not give you a PENIS!!!” Tears, lots of tears. (I must add…he was only two).
You have a vagina, but you still use a tissue, RIGHT?
That has to be a boy thing because I do not get it. Eww!
I think having a va-jay-jay must boost brain capacity and a peni$ must diminish it. My brothers used to wipe their noses on the shower curtain. And for all I know, they still do!
Having a vagina makes you unable to wipe boogers on stuff, yes, but it also gives you the finesse to clean up dishes, and find things hidden in the kitchen and turn them into a meal.
Ah. Girls pick n stick, too.
I’ve had to drop the hammer here on my kids as well as one I watch. I think I ended the rant by saying, “For crying out loud, if you’re going to pick them then just EAT them!”
Yum.
I don’t know?! My little person with a vagina does that nasty business in public and seems to say at the MOST opportune times “Mommy, I have a boogie”
xoxo ~Lisa
I get them on the wall next to the toilet…
And when we moved, there was a nice collection behind the headboard on the wall!!
~Becca
Oh Crap…see I already told Macey this…ya can’t make me laugh like that because then it throws me into a coughing fit! Boys are gross.
Boys are sooooo gross…and they like it…and they strive to be grosser than the other boys. It’s definitely in the genes. What about peeing in the toilet?…or around, on, and behind…but never IN? There’s a whole other can of worms! Don’t even get me started.
Hope you’re having a great weekend!
After seeing our neighbors boys and their friends (for a total of 5 boys) squish grub worms for 30 minutes, this doesn’t surprise me in the least!
Wait, I thought SLEEVES were for boogers!