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The one where I’m gonna wash someone’s mouth out with soap soon….

October 13, 2010 20 Comments

Scene: the kitchen after school. Grant is having a snack and we are discussing his day.

Grant: “Some of the kids at my school are using bad words!”

Me: “Uh-oh! That’s not good.”

Grant: “Yep. They’re using bad words from The Nightmare Before Christmas.” (It’s one of our Halloween movies that comes out with the decorations and books. He’s been watching it quite a bit.)

Me: “I don’t recall any bad words in that movie.”

Grant: “Yep. H – E – C – K….” (carefully spelling it out)

Me: (laughing a little) “Oh honey, Heck isn’t a bad word. Don’t worry about that.”

Grant: (thinking for a moment) “OK. Then what about F – U – C – K…..?”

oy.

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear...

Comments

  1. blueviolet says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    You said it all with “oy.”

    Oy.

    Reply
  2. Connie W says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    When you spell it out….it’s not a bad word.

    Reply
  3. MiMi says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    Oh my! He better not let that one slip! lol

    Reply
  4. Erin@likegrandmas says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:35 AM

    You are always excited the day your kid starts to read and spell and sound things out, and then this sort of thing happens and you think, I wish we were back at the illiterate stage,lol.

    Reply
  5. sitting on the mood swing at the playground says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    Oh, this had me laughing out loud. At least he’s only spelling it at this point…

    Reply
  6. Kelli says

    October 14, 2010 at 12:58 AM

    LOL!!!! Oh my.

    Reply
  7. Stacey says

    October 14, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    At least he knows how to spell it!

    Reply
  8. Shawn says

    October 14, 2010 at 1:35 AM

    SHUT UP!

    My friends sons always asks her if he can say certain words and like Grant he always starts with harmless words. Last time he ended with “can I say, Dumb Ass effing B”?

    Too funny!

    Reply
  9. Carmen @ Life with Sprinkles on Top says

    October 14, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    LMAO! Well, at least he spelled it. Yeah, I’d say F-U-C-K is a bad word. 😀

    Reply
  10. Elz says

    October 14, 2010 at 2:56 AM

    Don’t do it! I was wrongfully blamed for a bad word in preschool and had my mouth washed out. I am emptionally scarred to this day and still cuss up a storm. So, ha! It did not work!

    Reply
  11. Myya says

    October 14, 2010 at 3:17 AM

    Tiles I totally wasn’t expecting that! My almost 3 yr old said it the other night. I was pissed because that is one I don’t use… apparently Daddy does a lil too much while watching football.

    Reply
  12. Keetha Denise Broyles says

    October 14, 2010 at 3:41 AM

    I LIKE that little Grant!!! I don’t say H-E-C-K either!

    BTW, I did NOT want Jessie to die – – – Horatio maybe, Jessie NO.

    Reply
  13. Lori E says

    October 14, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    Oh the stories I can tell you about my first born son.
    At a rather young age he said to me “I know why there are condoms but why are there flavored condoms”.
    Ya. That is just one example. Dinner time at our house was always an adventure.

    Reply
  14. shortmama says

    October 14, 2010 at 6:21 AM

    My two year old has started repeated my hubs choice words…he has been getting the evil eye frequently!

    At least Grant spelled it though right?

    Reply
  15. Liz @ Sugarplum Creations says

    October 14, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    WHOA! I love how he starts out with something so harmless, and then moves right on to . . . something so much bigger! That Grant!

    Reply
  16. mama-face says

    October 14, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Ah. I’ve sure missed Grant’s wisdom. Hope to get caught up and enjoy more.

    Hope you are well!!
    🙂

    Reply
  17. The Chicken Lady says

    October 15, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Since I haven’t been here in SO LONG, I had to catch up on all my reading and it starts with the F word?! 🙂 Travis and I both giggled about that.
    Love all the stick projects..wish we could come to your Halloween party (but I’d have to come to CA by myself cuz Travis will be in Italy!) and I wouldn’t be able to tell my family.
    Your mommy and daddy look super fabulous…as always. I swear, they DO NOT age!
    I’m so sorry to hear about your friend’s husband. That made me sick reading it. It is rule in our house…you are never allowed to walk out the door without kissing everyone and telling them you love them.
    btw, I love you friend! 🙂

    Reply
  18. jennykate77 says

    October 15, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Oh no…yeah, oy is right.

    Last year, we were getting ready for school one morning and Isaiah walked into the bathroom and said “Mom, what does this mean?” I turn around and he’s flipping me off. Nice. We had a long discussion about it meaning something bad and to NEVER EVER EVER do it again.

    Oy.

    Reply
  19. Becca says

    October 15, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    LOVE ME SOME GRANT!!!!

    ~Becca

    Reply
  20. Wow, thats a busy garden says

    October 16, 2010 at 4:52 AM

    Oh my, so what did you tell him? I would have loved to have been a fly on that wall! Annie

    Reply

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