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And then milk came out of my nose….

December 14, 2010 10 Comments

Scene: the dining room table. Conner is joking about possible names of his future children. (Let’s hope waaaaaaaay in the future…..) Since their last name is Brown, one would need to be careful about choosing a first name.

Conner: “I’m going to name my kid Hash.”

Me: “Ugh! Your father just about drove me crazy, suggesting all sorts of stupid names when I was pregnant with Devin… Hash… Charlie… Buster… Dark… ”

Conner: “OK! That’s what I’m going to do… I’m going to have 3 sons (counting off on his fingers) The first will be Hash, the second will be Dark, and the third is gonna be Buster…”

Devin: “Not if I have kids first.”

I laughed so much at dinner tonight that I wondered if the special blend of spices I used in the tacos had a street value higher than $1.29….

Filed Under: Conner, Devin, Exchange of the Day, family, Funny Tagged With: Conner, Devin

Comments

  1. Nina Patricia @ The Adventures of Nina Patricia says

    December 14, 2010 at 5:49 AM

    hahaha, at least they have a great sense of humor!

    Reply
  2. Shawn says

    December 14, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    That’s not funny Devin! My sister stole my baby name 28 years ago and I’m still bitter…just a little!

    Reply
  3. Keetha Broyles says

    December 14, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    At least your last name isn’t BUTTS!!

    You could be blessed with grandchildren named:

    Harry, Minnie, & Fanny

    Reply
  4. Keetha Broyles says

    December 14, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    Then someone would yell: “Here come Minnie and Fanny with Harry Butts!”

    Reply
  5. Kelli says

    December 14, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Pure entertainment.

    Reply
  6. Elz says

    December 14, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    Nice. What about Mack? (Yes, I still love my Longhorns, even after this season!)

    Reply
  7. shortmama says

    December 14, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    Thats funny! Coming from someone whose initials are ASS

    Reply
  8. MiMi says

    December 15, 2010 at 2:35 AM

    You know what? I never thought of that for the name Brown. That’s funny!!!
    Of course, I always feel like my name sounds like a porn star or something.

    Reply
  9. Krystyn says

    December 15, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    That’s hilarious.

    You could have a last name that sounds like a part of a building. Then, when you come up with names that sound like a last name, you end up with a full name that sounds like a part of a building named after people!

    Reply
  10. Myya says

    December 16, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    Your sons are so funny. Good thing that the wife will have a little to do with the naming also! LOL.

    Reply

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