“Don’t take my crocodile off of the toilet.” – Grant
“There’s an arrow in my butt.” – Grant
“The helicopter can’t go up, but the hot dog can!” – Grant
“The object of the game is to kill me” – Mitchell (immediately followed by…)
“Well then quit yelling at me for killing you!” – Conner
While eyeballing a huge, whole cake: “Mom, will you please move that cake closer to me?” – Grant
“I will put this banana peel on the floor so I can slip on the banana peel!” – Grant
“I’m thirsty! May I have milk, please?” – Grant
“Have some water” – Mom
“But I’m thirsty for something white.” – Grant
“Grant, go pee-pee please.” – Mom
“But my penis is not hot.” – Grant
Oh My gosh! The things kids say. Nowadays I wonder why I taught my kids to talk. I don’t like it when teenagers talk. Well, a lot of the time, anyway.