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The Three Stooges. woo woo woo

October 27, 2008 Leave a Comment

I heard the distant sound of boys fighting. Then I heard a sharp cry of pain, more yelling and fighting.

Mom: What’s going on out here!!??
Conner: Devin kicked me!
Grant: Yeah! He kicked him inda balls!
Mom: (trying not to laugh) Grant! We don’t say things like that! Why did you do that, Dev!?
Devin: Mom, he was bugging me. I can’t remember what, but he was bugging me.
Mom: Do you want me to kick you there and see how you like it?
Devin: No.
Mom: Then don’t kick him there!

Now, they were all supposed to be doing their homework in different rooms in order to minimize disruptions and maximize concentration. In order to determine who is most at fault, I need to know if Devin left his desk or if Conner left his desk…

Mom: Devin, where did you kick him?
Grant: Inda balls!

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