Devin has a few friends over. They are playing video games and being typical high school dudes. You know what cramps Devin’s style (besides his poor fashion sense?) A 4 year old trying to be one of the high school dudes.
Grant was being a complete spaz, so I told him “Leave the big guys alone or I’m going to duct tape you to a tree.” (Before you contact CPS, of course I was kidding.)
He is crying right now. Not because I threatened to tape him to a tree, but because I am not going through with it.