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Take my kid. Please.

January 28, 2011 17 Comments

OK. So I have THAT kid. It’ll pass. Right?

Homework is a chore.

He created a ruckus in kindergarten.

He doesn’t listen.

Grant has been “put on contract” with his 1st grade teacher. What that means is that he keeps being silly in class and disturbing others in the class. (Mainly his teacher.) A good day is when he gets 3 stickers, 3 check marks and no warnings.

On this day, he got his stickers, and got his check marks, but apparently the substitute teacher had to give him a warning or two…

Click on the picture to read the little stinker’s details. It would be funny, except it’s my kid that’s doing it. oy.

Filed Under: family, Funny, Grant, Keepin' It real, No Mom wants to hear...

Comments

  1. Impulsive Addict says

    January 28, 2011 at 4:10 AM

    Bwhahahahahaha!!!! You have THAT kid! I love it! Good stuff, V.

    I’m not laughing at you…I’m laughing WITH you, ok?

    Bwhahahahahaha!

    Reply
  2. Becca says

    January 28, 2011 at 4:14 AM

    Oh Viv!! I am cringing….you have THAT kid!!!!

    :)) It kinda makes sense…with your amazingly, wonderous personality his momma has- just look at what an awesome adult he will turn out to be!!!!!!

    ~Becca

    Reply
  3. Keetha Broyles says

    January 28, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    He’ll probably grow up to be in some kind of entertainment industry – – – – or a youth pastor!

    Reply
  4. Mamarazzi says

    January 28, 2011 at 6:03 AM

    please tell me you are saving all this somewhere? it is WAY too good.

    what an awesome kid…it could be WAAAAY worse!

    Reply
  5. Myya says

    January 28, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    So what you are saying is that it is a good thing that he is your youngest because otherwise you may not have had anything left for the others. I don’t wanna laugh, but ohhh my goodness is he a crack up!

    Reply
  6. Jayna Rae says

    January 28, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    The Monster is only two and I already have a feeling that these are the footsteps he will be following.

    Reply
  7. jennykate77 says

    January 28, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    I always reassure myself that these traits will pay off later in life! LOL. He’s sucha funny kid. I know a little frustrating when you’re his momma and you just want him to do good and be good at school. I love the little progress chart! The notes are hilarious.

    Reply
  8. Kelli says

    January 28, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    I’ll take him!!! That is going to be my Caleb in just a year or so and I’m scared.

    Reply
  9. Shawn says

    January 28, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    My stomach muscles hurt!

    “Jumping up and down, flapping arms and buzzing like a bee”.

    I’m dying!

    Reply
  10. Jen says

    January 28, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Oh dear ๐Ÿ™‚ Good luck with that! Lol!

    Reply
  11. Connie says

    January 28, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    I see the problem. THey are making them take dictation in 1st grade!!

    Reply
  12. mama-face says

    January 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I agree with above commenter!!

    Looking at the picture I was thinking that Grant has some amazing handwriting… bahahaha. I need a paying attention chart.

    Reply
  13. Trooper Thorn says

    January 28, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Are you kidding? The coins-on-eyes-paper-on-head-buzzing like a bee bit is a classic. Jim Carrey used to do that.

    Reply
  14. Anonymous says

    January 28, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Hi,

    I begin on internet with a directory

    Reply
  15. drollgirl says

    January 28, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    omg. wow. um, atta boy?! ack! ay yi yi!!!!

    Reply
  16. MiMi says

    January 29, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Gah, I’m with Connie! WTF?!
    You know that these antics will lead to a lucrative career in stand up or some other form of making fun of people who “made contracts” with him when he’s older.
    And then he will be your retirement. BONUS!

    Reply
  17. Erin says

    February 1, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    That Grant is a one of a kind, the great kind!

    Reply

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