“Don’t take my crocodile off of the toilet.” – Grant “There’s an arrow in my butt.” – Grant “The helicopter can’t go up, but the hot dog can!” – Grant “The object of the game is to kill me” – Mitchell (immediately followed by…) “Well then quit yelling at me for killing you!” – Conner […]
His mother’s son…
Setting: The dinner table. We are having fish tacos. All the fixin’s are on the table. Off to the side, there is also a plate of chocolates that Rich brought home from work… We ask Grant to say grace:“God is great, God is gurd, lettus thankem for our food. Aayy-men…. Please pass the chocolates!”
I wanted you to use clean clothes!
The directions: Get dressed please. Two great ways to tell if your child fished yesterday’s clothes out of his laundry hamper: Pizza sauce and chocolate on the shoulder of the shirt, from where he wiped his mouth at dinner last night. Shorts are on inside out, and are so dirty you can see the dirt […]
Some people count sheep… some count dogs.
The directions: Get ready for bed. The result:
You shouldn’t neglect your gums.
And you shouldn’t leave dental floss where a 4 year old can find it.Perhaps he was fishing for sharks?
Chew on this – puppyhood lasts Forever
This? This is the look of guilt. Sometimes Guilty comes to you – slinking across the yard, lip curled, tail between her legs because she knows she is going to be in trouble once you see whatever it is she’s done… Other times, this look doesn’t appear until you shake the ruined item at her […]
Climb Forest! Climb!
When the dog bites! When the bee stings! When he’s feeling sad…. Grant wants to go right back out into the backyard. Thinking he’s learned his lesson about self-preservation, I allow him to go back out there. It is immediately too quiet. Always suspicious. He was scaling a 5′ fence (on the street side of […]
So this bee and this dog form a support group…
You have just recently stopped crying after having been stung by a bee. You have had a baking soda bath and sat in the tub with a baking soda paste smeared onto the sting. Your mom has soothed you and explained to you why you should leave bees alone. You are once again dressed and […]
So this bee walks into a bar and orders a baking soda bath with a chaser of baking soda paste….
You’re out playing in the yard (pretending to be a dog, of course) and a bee lands near you. Should you: a) attempt to engage him in conversation, a la Bee Movie, and hope he sounds just like Jerry Seinfeld and that you will become best friends and launch a small business together? b) sit […]
What’s wrong with this picture?
I was organizing digital pix and found this one from November 2005. Turkey!
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