Grant has a crush. I’m talking a full on, must think about her all the time, infatuation with my friend Jodi C.
I’m on the phone: “Are you talkin’ to Jodi?”
We drive past a park: “I can go there with Jodi!”
My phone rings: “Is that Jodi?”
Out of the blue: “I think Jodi misses me.”
Reading a book: “How ’bout we call Jodi?”
We see someone walking a dog: “I can go to Jodi’s house.” (He’s helped Jodi walk her dog before.)
Getting ready for bed: “Yeah, and I can sleep at Jodi’s house.”
He even knows the route to her house. (Unfortunately for me, it is also part of the route to several other places we need to go.) “Oh are we going to Jodi’s house?!? No? Aaawww!”
I don’t know if she should be very flattered or if she should go into hiding for a while…
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