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Can you get me an introduction….?

May 19, 2011 27 Comments

The other night Grant comes into the living room and plops onto the couch. He looks over at me and says, “I want to meet Jesus.” This throws me.  In the matter of about 2 seconds, the following questions flash through my head:  Is 9:00 on a school night the time to have a conversation about […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Faith, family, Funny, Grant, parenting

Happy Mother’s Day, from Wisenheimer #1.

May 10, 2011 17 Comments

I am still washing champagne flutes and working on my post about Mother’s Day Brunch. In the meantime, I wanted to share one of the Mother’s Day greetings I received…. Yep.  That is a tack/push-pin, and the note is pinned to the wall. Any woman who gave birth, adopted, is a step-parent or a mentor/mother […]

Filed Under: Devin, family, Funny, no reason - just fun Tagged With: Devin

A smart Mama only needs 1 red flag. (Apparently, I need 6….)

May 2, 2011 27 Comments

Parents, here are a few red flags that your 7 year old is getting into mischief. He is playing in his room quietly He asks if he can play a game on the computer He comes out to ask you when your birthday is He returns to ask when your husband’s birthday is He asks […]

Filed Under: family, Funny, Grant, mischief, No Mom wants to hear..., parenting

The Easter Claus…. Or Santa Bunny… (Either way, it’s all kinds of wrong.)

April 18, 2011 16 Comments

Scene: My house. My parents stopped in for a quick visit. The boys are talking with their Gramma about upcoming Easter events. Grant: “…And will we do an Easter egg hunt at your house?” Gramma: “Yes! Of course! And what do you boys want the Easter Bunny to bring you for Easter?” Me: “Mom! The […]

Filed Under: Devin, family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear..., Oh Mother Tagged With: Devin

Some people exist just so that they can serve as a warning to others…

April 15, 2011 19 Comments

Guess what this is? Go ahead…. guess. Oh, you’ll never guess… I’ll just tell you as a Tip Of The Day. You can run on your treadmill while wearing a necklace… OR You can run on your treadmill while listening to your iPod… BUT You should NOT run while wearing both a necklace and your […]

Filed Under: Dorky, Funny, Keepin' It real, people are stupid, Tip of the Day, Well this sucks, what NOT to do, Work-Out

My child is emotionally self-sufficient…

April 9, 2011 10 Comments

If no one comments on the school work that Grant does… … he’ll just go ahead and high-five himself. Good job!

Filed Under: family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear...

Corsa The Guilty Dog can give Denver The Guilty Dog a run for his money.

March 30, 2011 27 Comments

Last week a video of a dog named Denver went viral because the guilty look on his face gave him away as the culprit when someone (besides the cat) ate the cat’s treats. Been there, done that, have the T shirt. I’ve mentioned previously how our dog, Corsa, gives herself away with the Guilty Smile […]

Filed Under: Corsa, Funny, guilty dog, No Mom wants to hear..., video Tagged With: Corsa

A matter of taste.

March 19, 2011 17 Comments

Grant asked for a quesadilla for lunch. I made him one and added a little side of tortilla chips. Grant: “These chips are too spicy.” Me: “The chips…? The chips are too spicy..?!” Grant: “Yes.” Me: “Not the quesadilla… but the chips are too spicy..?” Grant: “Yes.” Me: “You’re weird.” Grant: (slightly confused) “I thought […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Grant

No symbolism here.

March 15, 2011 11 Comments

Conner has been needling Grant and just bugging his little brother in general. Grant got some scrap paper and drew a picture for Conner. I am thinking Grant is getting tired of Conner’s antics. I am also thinking that if Grant invites Conner to the beach, Conner should decline the invitation.

Filed Under: Conner, family, Grant, No Mom wants to hear..., Randomness Tagged With: Conner

Table manners. It’s what’s for breakfast.

March 14, 2011 19 Comments

It’s a school morning. I have a cup of coffee and am sitting in the living room, making fun of Meredith Viera’s LACK of interviewing prowess. From the living room I can see into our dining room… You know those heavy earth moving/construction vehicles that have a claw and can grab big scoops of earth […]

Filed Under: Conner, Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., parenting Tagged With: Conner

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