I never caught the Porn Star Name bandwagon. I did not put the name of my first pet together with the name of the street I grew up on. (Mostly because I really don’t remember my first pet.) However, when I read on another blog how to find your Viking name, I wanted to do […]
Thankfully, only 3 of these things are happening in the boys’ bathroom.I will not complain about their poor aim again…
OK, my husband is watching a show on the History channel about poop. 120 minutes on the topic. (“All About Dung”… the historical significance of excrement*) (I know!) They’ve been to India to talk about sacred cow poop, to prehistoric times to discuss fossilized mammoth poop and currently the narrator (from the narrator capital of […]
I had Devin look at the hot dog picture below. He laughed. Then I noticed that he was scrolling down and reading the other posts. A little later I asked him: “So, Devin, did you read my blog?” “Yeah. It was funny……………. Mom?” “Yeah Dev?” “How come you’re not funny like that at home?”
I always thought that if a hot dog were personified, it would be male. I stand corrected.
Today is my dad’s 74th birthday. He’s very easy to shop for. All he wants for his birthday is Tanqueray gin. Father’s Day? Tanqueray. Merry Christmas! Here’s your bottle of Tanqueray! Dad is a Martini Man. And when I say martini, I don’t mean the yummy Pomegranate or Lemon Drop vodka martinis that I like […]
Last night I tucked my sweet Grant in at bedtime. We read The Very Quiet Cricket, we chose which toy he would sleep with, we said prayers and I kissed him goodnight. I checked on him a little later, only to discover that Al Bundy was sleeping there instead.