I might very well be the only person on the planet who has not read the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy and has no plans whatsoever to see the movie. (Actually, that’s not true. My husband has no plans to do those things either, so there are at least two of us.) ew. Opening on Valentine’s […]
Dear Totino’s,If these are the Kids In America, then the kids in America (and their parents) need a major ass-kicking. I hate this commercial. HATE! Click here to see it.(I can’t embed it… sorry.) If anything? This commercial serves as a marketing deterrent. signed,A parent in America
Dear Goodwill, As a long-time bargain hunter and a avid DIY-er, I feel compelled to write you this letter. I understand that there are certain legal constraints that prevent you from accepting items like car-seats, high chairs and other baby items. However, what I am really wondering about today, is why you won’t take many […]
Dear local supermarkets,Do all of you participate in the same Remedial Box Boy Hiring Program? If it is a legitimate program where you provide jobs to half-wits who would otherwise be unemployed… so be it. If not, might I suggest the following quiz in order to better screen your applicants: 1. In a battle between […]
Handsome Hubby sent me an email this morning. The subject line was Wife of the year. At first I thought he must mean me. (Why not me? I’m a pretty good wife… Usually.) Then I looked closely at the attached photo. He took this with his phone while on the way to work. Really? Are […]
…then by all means, pass out WATER to Trick or Treaters.
Last night we were talking to one of my boys (who shall remain nameless while this is still a Hot Topic Issue in our household). Having just returned from Back To School night, we were asking him about the assignments and grading policies some of his teachers had shared with the parents. One class in […]
This is all kinds of wrong. Yes, this poor thing is a real dog. As if being a Maltese isn’t bad enough. It’s very simple… some people should not be allowed to have pets.
Did you know that caffeine counteracts (or at least dilutes) the affect of Novocaine? Did you know that most dentists will forget to mention that? Did you know that if you drink coffee at 8:00 in the morning and go in to have an old filling replaced at 9:00, the standard of one shot of […]
Scene: Grant invites Handsome Hubby to join him for a game of Wii Boxing. Grant: “Do you wanna play?” HH: “Sure.” Grant: “It’s really cool, you get to pick a guy and be a character.” HH: “Sounds good. What’s your character’s name?” (Listening in, at this point, I’m thinking along the lines of The Hammer, […]