You are almost 16 years old. You are taller than your mother. You don’t understand why your mom gets all screechy for no reason. You have just eaten your weight in tortilla chips.
The preferred method for cleaning greasy hands is:
a) thoroughly washing them with soap and water.
b) making an attempt to wipe them clean with a napkin.
c) trying to smear the grease off of your hand and onto the furniture while your mother is not only watching you, but she is talking to you.
The answer is not c.