I might very well be the only person on the planet who has not read the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy and has no plans whatsoever to see the movie. (Actually, that’s not true. My husband has no plans to do those things either, so there are at least two of us.) ew. Opening on Valentine’s […]
This is not me. I hope.
You guys? I am frustrated and chubby. I need to be bikini ready by mid June and that leaves me only 3 short months to get my ass in gear. Literally. You know what is screwing me up on my quest for a roll-free bod? …My bod! Each day something new hurts. Then, just when […]
Under pressure.
Ever take a big bite of something and then someone asks you a question? You know that feeling you have as you hold up one finger and chew, chew, chew so you can swallow and answer them? That feeling where you’re thinking, “Gosh, why did I take that big of a bite?” or “Way to […]
Ankle deep in peanuts and profanity.
Spoiler alert: This post is going to have a healthy dose of social commentary, and will possibly offend someone. (So deal with it.) A good friend of mine was given four front row tickets to yesterday afternoon’s Angels game. Did I want to be spontaneous (shut up! Sometimes I can be…) and take Conner and […]
8 years and 1 day.
8 years and 1 day ago, we stared in horror at images on our TV screens (or worse, as it happened around us at the scene.) 8 years and 1 day ago, our fear and anger led us to firm resolve. 8 years and 1 day ago, we came together as a nation and as […]
Dear Pan Am 103 Terrorist
Dear Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, As the only person actually convicted in the bombing of Pan Am flight 103, you are sentenced to life in prison. Without any compassion for your fellow man, you placed explosives in suitcases and blew up a commercial airplane over the sleepy Scottish town of Lockerbie. You killed more than 270 […]
What I wish I had said….
After having gone almost a week with nothing new to post, here’s a second post in one morning. Go figure. I must be just in a really bitchy mood (PMS, anyone?) I’m going to continue with my stupid people theme. This was triggered by my phone ringing a few minutes ago… silence once I answer […]
Stupid on parade: craigslist encounters.
You know that “spring cleaning” thing that people do in, well… spring? I’m doing it right now. Going through closets, making piles for Donate, Yard Sale and craigslist. Handsome Hubby and I have spent the last week posting furniture to sell on craigslist. I love craigslist for finding some great deals, and I know how […]
All that is wrong with health care in America…
A few months ago I had to go to my local E.R. During the 5 hours I was there, they took a chest x-ray, did an EKG and drew some blood. Then it was just a whole lot of waiting. (Everything is fine, by the way.) When the bill came, it was $5,044.02 – crazy. […]
Dear Emotionally Retarded Ass Hat,
This morning as I was reading my blog roll and I read Heidi’s “letter” at Sacred and Profane. She was linked up with Mama’s Losin’ It for a weekly Writer’s Workshop. (Um, how did I not know about this!?) Anyway, a year or so ago, I set an Old Friend (OF) up with a New […]
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