Please use your head. It’s that thing you’re supposed to be shampooing.

I cannot tell you who.
I cannot tell you why.
I certainly cannot tell you how.

All I can tell you is that all of the bath toys and toothbrushes from the boys’ bathroom are currently going through an extra hot, super duper cycle in the dishwasher. And will probably be put through again, just to be thorough.

It’s moment like these that it is truly amazing I’m not sitting catatonic, drooling, and muttering to myself about HazMat Crews and idiot children….