We went to the cabin this weekend. Rich was working on a project outside, tools scattered all around. Grant picked up one of the tools. “Put that down Grant. It’s not a toy.”“I’m not using it as a toy.”
WreckYourHomeLifeHurtYourChildren-LeadWithYourGenitals.com UPDATE
OK, I’m always the last to know. It appears that this website has been up and running since January 2002 (5.5 years!!) and has just under 2.5 million dicks, I mean members, across the country. Wow. I am not up on the latest smarmy websites. I’m not doing a good job of keeping tabs on […]
Why not call it WreckYourHomeLifeHurtYourChildren-LeadWithYourGenitals.com ?
OK, I have a real problem with this too. There is another online dating service that people can join. A dating service for married people who want to discretely “date” other people. Their slogan? Life is short. Have an affair. I know that people have affairs. But they shouldn’t. Isn’t this public promotion of seedy […]
Dear “Part Time Swinger”
Thank you for the very interesting point of view you left in COMMENTS about the Kevin & Bean KROQ Swingers Party. There is so much I’d like to say that I think a new post is in order: “Yeah, you kinda ARE a prude but then again not really. To be accurate, you’re typical. You […]
I am NOT Lot’s wife.
Would you enter a contest where these things are part of the prize package? Moral bankruptcy The undermining of any trust in your relationship An STD The selling of your soul in pursuit of hedonism A weekend of debauchery that will inspire guilt and bad feelings forever after Your personal contribution to the further disintegration […]
Hi. My name is Vivienne and I play bunco.
OK, I play bunco. It’s cliche. It’s suburban housewife-y. It’s fun. The girls get together, we drink wine, we talk, we laugh, (sometimes we even remember to play bunco). All for a buy in of $10. (Personally, I like it when it’s my turn to host bunco because it forces me to clean the house […]
Crazy Johnny’s Law School
Rich just won a case that has been making him nuts because the other lawyer truly is a slime ball. Rich said of him, “He’s either very stupid or he’s crazy like a retarded fox.” Struck me as so funny I just had to share.
His mother’s son…
Setting: The dinner table. We are having fish tacos. All the fixin’s are on the table. Off to the side, there is also a plate of chocolates that Rich brought home from work… We ask Grant to say grace:“God is great, God is gurd, lettus thankem for our food. Aayy-men…. Please pass the chocolates!”
Markleeville Wrap-Up
We had an awesome trip! I’m not sure if it’s exactly what the WoJos had expected, but our trip was sure enhanced by them being there. My good friend Dave (Grant’s godfather) came along as well. I think it was his first camping trip… it was definitely his first over-night in a tent. My parents […]
You can’t make this stuff up.
We’re such good neighbors! Any one of you would be darn lucky to live near us! Thursday night: We come home from camping and begin unloading perishables from the trailer with banging noises, dropping things, boys too loud and parents loudly whispering “ssshhh!” Friday: More unloading of the trailer, our washer and dryer running 24/7, […]
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