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How NOT to make a bed.

October 3, 2012 8 Comments

What I have been asking Grant each morning:  Did you make your bed…? What I will be asking Grant each morning from here on out:  Did you make your bed properly, or did you just pull the comforter up over a big wad of sheets, blankets and stuffed animals….? oy.

Filed Under: Funny, Grant, hilarious, Lazy

Sorry, but I have a “no reptiles” policy in place.

September 21, 2012 14 Comments

Grant’s class is studying the US Postal system… how to address an envelope… where the stamp goes, etc.  They are practicing writing letters too.  I received the following letter in the mail yesterday: (Just in case you can’t read it… here it is word for word.) Dear Mom, Your the BEST mom ever! You also […]

Filed Under: Funny, Grant, hilarious, No Mom wants to hear..., quirkiness, Randomness

A county fair… bad food, bad prizes and good fun.

August 29, 2012 10 Comments

Did you go to a county fair this summer? My neighbor Melissa said in an Instagram upload, that a county fair is the Olympics of People Watching.  Oh, amen to that. It’s also the Olympics of Fried Food. It’s also the home of giant food… All. Kinds. Of. Wrong. And if you’re going to eat […]

Filed Under: Field Trip, friends, Funny, hilarious, no reason - just fun, quirkiness, Randomness, wacky strangers

Bird Watching

May 23, 2012 7 Comments

I love it when my kids take an interest in nature. This month, Grant has decided that he is interested in birds. I took all of these shots stealth-like, through the window.  That which you study, you also change… so I didn’t want him to see me. He is so patient, sitting there with his […]

Filed Under: Funny, Grant, hilarious, just funny

Favorite Songs: Grant shares his Top 4.

November 12, 2011 14 Comments

Scene: driving Grant to his football game last night.  I am punching through radio stations, looking for a good song.  Grant pipes up from the back seat… Grant: “Mom, do you want to know what my favorite song is?  Born To Be Wild!” Me: “oooo! Nice one!” Grant: “And also? No Sleep Til Brooklyn.” Me: “The […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant, hilarious, no reason - just fun, quirkiness

Some comments just deserve a good roast.

April 22, 2011 12 Comments

So the other day Halsey from Spunky Junky left a comment on an old post of mine saying she thought it was funny. It was so old I had kind of forgotten what it was about, so I re-read it. I cracked up, remembering the situation. I decided to re-post it today in the hopes […]

Filed Under: hilarious, no reason - just fun, Retorts

No me gusta el numero 6.

September 20, 2010 13 Comments

Scene: our kitchen, after school. Grant: “I know how to count to six in Spanish.” Me: “You do?! That’s wonderful! Can you count for me?” Grant: (in a sing-songy little voice) “uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco…… stress.”

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant, hilarious

Chicken breasts.

September 27, 2009 26 Comments

I went to a charity fundraiser with my friend Jodi last night. We got dressed up…   we put on make-up…   I spent more than an hour actually drying and styling my 45 pounds of hair…   We were lookin’ good. Upon arrival, we headed (immediately) to the bar and each got a glass of wine.   We […]

Filed Under: Big Time Fail, hilarious, Keepin' It real, quirkiness, Real Life, Tales To Tell, Well this sucks

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