Saturday morning:
I discover that someone’s cat has either a) climbed onto the hood of my car and went pee pee in the vent area between the hood and the wiper blades; or, b) gone under the vehicle and done that gross cat spray thing. The net result? When I turn on the air or the vents in the car it smells like a Crazy Cat Lady’s house.
Saturday afternoon:
I decide to check my bank balances online and discover that someone has gotten hold of my account numbers and (in addition to several other things) has been playing Texas Hold’em online with my money. I had to cancel my cards and I learn that the charges will go through my account anyway. I will have to formally dispute the charges and then after an investigation, they will (hopefully) return my money. Oh, any bounced check fees….? Yeah, sorry…. They would be my responsibility. (After all, it was my short-sightedness that I didn’t have a small cushion in the account, just in case someone gambled with my money. My bad.)
Saturday evening:
I arrive at the cabin to “supervise” the progress that Rich and 2 of our friends are making on the bathroom remodel. Having been under the impression that it would be a weekend project and they should be doing the aesthetic, fun part by the time I got there, I thought it best that I go up in order to supervise that part. They were a little behind schedule. I had to pee in the woods along with everyone else. (I only peed on my shoe once!) However, the process became much more, um, unpleasant once the hail started and didn’t let up for about 2 hours. Have you ever tried to pee with little chunks of ice getting stuck in the crack of your butt? I do not recommend it. The toilet is still not hooked up.
Monday morning:
Stinky car, (forecast says low 90s by Friday…) frozen bank account, cancelled cards, numb butt, stinky shoe and, all 4 boys are home from school because of the holiday. I am going back to bed now. No, really I am.
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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