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I don’t care who you are… as time goes by, your butt gets bigger.

September 25, 2009 21 Comments

My kids are all smart.
They frequently make dumb choices, but technically they are all very intelligent.
That’s why things like this just crack me up:
Me: “Mitch, it is supposed to be very hot today… are you sure you want to wear jeans to school?”
Mitch: “I have to. I don’t have any shorts.”
Me: “I’m pretty sure you have about 8 pairs….”
Mitch: “Yes, but they don’t match yellow or they aren’t clean (I’m paraphrasing a bit here) and all that’s left is that pair I got last Christmas and you told me they’re too big, even with a belt.”
Me: “When did you last try them on?”
Mitch: “December”
Me: “What month is it now?”
Mitch: “September”
Me: “How many months have gone by?”
Mitch: “Nine…. oh. (proverbial crickets chirp…) I’ll wear those shorts today.”

The normal outcome in this situation would be that the shorts are now too small, but today is a good day.

Filed Under: Mitch, quirkiness

Comments

  1. Tammy Howard says

    September 25, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Here’s to a good day! (Cheers!)

    Reply
  2. Kelli says

    September 25, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Sometimes it just takes a minute to get it to click. A good day…sweet!

    Reply
  3. Emily says

    September 25, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    haha! hilarious!

    Reply
  4. mama-face says

    September 25, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Oh, have I lived those very same moments…

    Have a great day!

    btw…my butt ain’t getting bigger; it’s my gut. Just thought you’d like to know that. 🙂

    Reply
  5. Kim says

    September 25, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    It’s nice to have those kinds of days. They come very rarely around here. Even this morning I was dressing for work and noticed a pair of my pants were fitting snugger than usual. GREAT!!

    Reply
  6. shortmama says

    September 25, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    He was just a little slow…lol

    Reply
  7. J.J. says

    September 25, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    I agree…here’s to a good day! Lucky Mom. I just pulled out the kids’ winter clothes…and there were a couple of items that had tags on them that are now too small. Good thing that there are younger siblings to wear them 🙂

    Reply
  8. sitting on the mood swing at the playground says

    September 25, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    A good day, indeed!

    I received a birthday card with a number of purses on the front–each purse bigger than the previous one. Inside it said: it’s not just our butts that get bigger as we age.

    Reply
  9. Nina Patricia @ The Adventures of Nina Patricia says

    September 25, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    A good one indeed!
    Ahhh, they always get one of those “ANHA” moments!

    Reply
  10. Lynn says

    September 25, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    Saddly enough it is true.

    BTW, did you prove you theory about who ate the muffins?

    The proof was in the poop?

    Reply
  11. Becky says

    September 25, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    Don’t you love it when you are right:)

    (I mean I am right all the time, but in an instance where everyone involved is forced to acknowledge:)

    Reply
  12. jenjen says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:19 PM

    Good day! Kids are so funny!

    XOOX
    Jen

    Reply
  13. MiMi says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    If my butt gets any bigger it’ll need it’s own zip code.

    Reply
  14. Krystyn says

    September 25, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Glad they worked out!

    (And, I heart fail blog)!

    Reply
  15. Liz @ Sugarplum Creations says

    September 25, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    Yay for a good day. In my world they’d be too small. Way too small.

    Reply
  16. Lauren says

    September 25, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    Ha! I wish their was a turn off age to the butt thing. I mean, my butt has been getting progressively bigger for 30 years…isn’t that enough? Shouldn’t it start shrinking now? Oh well…glad his shorts fit!

    Reply
  17. jennykate77 says

    September 26, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    So funny! That’s about how it goes.

    Hope you’re having a great Saturday!

    Reply
  18. Shawn says

    September 26, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    I just love getting rid of clothes that have never been worn!

    Reply
  19. Jen says

    September 26, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    Ok so I was looking forward to a post I could relate my fat a$$ to – but this was good as well!

    Reply
  20. JennyMac says

    September 27, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    hahahahahaa. This is all in my future since ours in only 2.

    Reply
  21. Xazmin says

    September 30, 2009 at 7:05 AM

    Why are kids so intelligent, yet so dumb at the same time?

    Reply

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