Really? Was it really necessary to do a scientific study in order to determine that there actually is a “beer-goggle effect”? Of course you think members of the opposite sex look better after a few drinks. It’s called Horny. Of course you think you look better after a few drinks. It’s called Blurred Vision. Of […]
Oh, the things I hear… (part 1)
“Don’t take my crocodile off of the toilet.” – Grant “There’s an arrow in my butt.” – Grant “The helicopter can’t go up, but the hot dog can!” – Grant “The object of the game is to kill me” – Mitchell (immediately followed by…) “Well then quit yelling at me for killing you!” – Conner […]
Now wait a minute. My water just broke…. How can he already be 16?
Devin is 16 today. What. The. Heck? First of all, for those of you who are worried, let me say: No. He will not be behind the wheel and on the roads any time soon. We had our family celebration last night. He got the dinner of his choice: Sloppy Joes (pardon me a […]
Too much American Idol.
I just took the boys to get haircuts. When Grant is in the chair, I try to stand near him so he doesn’t get wiggy or uncooperative. He kept looking in the mirror asking about “the microphone.” Behind ya! In the mirror. Look! A microphone! We did not get it at all. He was getting […]
Narcolepsy?
I wish I could just fall asleep in any ‘ole place, in any ‘ole position, no matter what is happening around me…
Beelzeboobs
This Victoria’s Secret model: a) Has been on that cayenne pepper & water diet and is now so hungry that the photographer caught her mid-faint. b) Is possessed, having sold her soul to the devil in order to be that thin. c) Is going for that come hither look and failing miserably. d) Is only […]
The latest in lounge-wear.
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You little punks. I’ve forgotten more music than you’ll ever hear.
You know what’s funny? To hear someone humming “Smoke On The Water” and realize that it is your 4 year old. I am a pretty musical person. Not in the capacity that I can play instruments or sing (there are many who can vouch for me on this!) but in that I like a wide […]
Hi. My name is Vivienne and I play bunco.
OK, I play bunco. It’s cliche. It’s suburban housewife-y. It’s fun. The girls get together, we drink wine, we talk, we laugh, (sometimes we even remember to play bunco). All for a buy in of $10. (Personally, I like it when it’s my turn to host bunco because it forces me to clean the house […]
Crazy Johnny’s Law School
Rich just won a case that has been making him nuts because the other lawyer truly is a slime ball. Rich said of him, “He’s either very stupid or he’s crazy like a retarded fox.” Struck me as so funny I just had to share.
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