Really? Was it really necessary to do a scientific study in order to determine that there actually is a “beer-goggle effect”?
Of course you think members of the opposite sex look better after a few drinks.
It’s called Horny.
Of course you think you look better after a few drinks.
It’s called Blurred Vision.
Of course you think that you should sing karaoke or it would be a good idea to dance on a table.
It’s called Lack Of Inhibition.
Of course you think old friends want to hear from you in the middle of the night, or the friends you’re with want you to hang on them and give them sloppy hugs, repeating: “I loveyu, yur my bes fren…”
It’s called Bad Judgment.
While this study was unecessary, cuz, well, duh, I actually would be interested to hear about scientific answers to the following questions:
- Do people who choose Coors Light (even when there are real beers to choose from) have lower IQs than the people who choose the real beer?
- Are bartenders who can’t make a proper Lemondrop Martini just lazy, or are they suffering from a type of Post-Traumatic Kool-Aid Syndrome?
- Do people think Two-Buck Chuck tastes better if served in a lovely decanter as opposed to the original bottle?
- Do the loudest and most obnoxious men in bars really have the smallest penises?
- Are Mommies that drink wine every night more relaxed than Mommies who don’t?
See, there are lots of questions out there that remain unanswered. Maybe I’ll take up grant writing and seriously look into that last question….
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