You have just recently stopped crying after having been stung by a bee. You have had a baking soda bath and sat in the tub with a baking soda paste smeared onto the sting. Your mom has soothed you and explained to you why you should leave bees alone. You are once again dressed and […]
So this bee walks into a bar and orders a baking soda bath with a chaser of baking soda paste….
You’re out playing in the yard (pretending to be a dog, of course) and a bee lands near you. Should you: a) attempt to engage him in conversation, a la Bee Movie, and hope he sounds just like Jerry Seinfeld and that you will become best friends and launch a small business together? b) sit […]
On second thought, just smile.
Parents: do not teach your child to say Cheese! when posing for a picture… because you’ll get, well ….um ….cheese.
Beernor the No Fun
I never caught the Porn Star Name bandwagon. I did not put the name of my first pet together with the name of the street I grew up on. (Mostly because I really don’t remember my first pet.) However, when I read on another blog how to find your Viking name, I wanted to do […]
Happy 4th… however you celebrated it.
We got out of Dodge the night of the 3rd in order to spend the holiday weekend at the cabin. Certainly not a traditional 4th of July with block parties, swimming & fireworks… but this year with everything going on with Mike, we thought keeping it low-key was a good idea. (especially since the boys […]
Mike Update
Mike (Devin & Conner’s Dad) is still at Loma Linda. The tumor is malignant and was too big to take out during the surgery. He will undergo a few months of chemo and radiation in order to shrink the tumor so that they can remove it. Once they do that, they’ll know a bit more […]
Wouldn’t Iraq be more current?
Grant is watching TV (Edward Scissorhands!?!) while strumming a ukelele and singing. His song? Veeee-it-naa-ahm. Veee-it-naa-ahm. Veee-it-naa-ahm. Veee-it-naa-ahm….. What’s up with that?
Did I step in something?
OK, my husband is watching a show on the History channel about poop. 120 minutes on the topic. (“All About Dung”… the historical significance of excrement*) (I know!) They’ve been to India to talk about sacred cow poop, to prehistoric times to discuss fossilized mammoth poop and currently the narrator (from the narrator capital of […]
What’s wrong with this picture?
I was organizing digital pix and found this one from November 2005. Turkey!
I scream, you scream…
This did not end well.