If you know someone who collects crap like this, perhaps you should consider ending the relationship.
If you can’t end the relationship for some reason (for example, your grandma collects them) here are some alternative gift ideas, so that you don’t become an enabler:
- A feather duster
- A straight jacket
- A gift certificate to The Franklin Mint (crap, but still better than resin monkey/baby mutants)
- A subscription to In Style Home
- Hip-Hop dance lessons
- A lighter, so they can burn their money more conveniently
Any of those things is better than these figurines.