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Please pass the cheese.

May 13, 2009 20 Comments

As I’m preparing dinner, Devin (16) walks into the kitchen, roots through the fridge…. as he’s chugging a tall, cold glass of milk, he asks if there is any sparkling cider leftover from Mother’s Day Brunch.

Me: “No, you finished up the bottle that was open. We have more, but they’re for a special occasion.”
Devin: (already laughing at his own cheese) “But Mom, every day with you is a special occasion.”

Filed Under: Devin, quirkiness

Comments

  1. Becky says

    May 13, 2009 at 3:11 AM

    They sure learn at an early age how to smooth talk don’t they:)

    My 7yr old after put in his room for being REALLY bad, when I stopped by to check on him he said sooo earnestly “nothing is better than YOU, Mom”:)

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  2. Connie Weiss says

    May 13, 2009 at 3:20 AM

    he is a smooth tawlker!!

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  3. Valentine says

    May 13, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    wow, that is some cheese! LOL i totally love it.

    stopping by from SITS to say hi.

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  4. Jane says

    May 13, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Oh he’s only get get worse (or is that better) with the one liners!

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  5. Rachel says

    May 13, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Okay, he totally deserved some sparkling cider with that CHEESE!

    Cute!

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  6. Becca @ The Texas Darlings says

    May 13, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Ugh…… pretty good!

    Know how I am always sayin’ that I spit at my computer screen whenever I read your posts…well, your comments on my blog yesterday topped them all!! File off the milkbone name & package them pretty??? Never thought I’d crack up so much on my on blog!! Loved your version of my week!!!

    Thanks!!!!!

    ~Becca

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  7. Kim says

    May 13, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    The apple doesn’t fall very far from the tree!

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for your thoughtful comments always. I always look forward to what you have to say here and when you visit.

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  8. Krystyn says

    May 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    Oh man, you can’t bottle up that cheese.

    Wonder where he learned a goofy line like that?

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  9. Alex the Girl says

    May 13, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Words of Wisdom. But tell us, did he get the cider or something thrown at him?

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  10. Tammy says

    May 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Way to work it Devin! Hi from the SITStahood.

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  11. Heather says

    May 13, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Too funny! Sounds like you have a smartie pants on your hands! :o)

    I hope you had a wonderful Mother’s Day with all your boys and that the brunch you were working on last week went well. I missed having you around!

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  12. MiMi says

    May 13, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    He is talented! That was off the cuff so fast! : )
    Macey

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  13. Design it Chic says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Ha ha he knew how to get you.. but I’m wondering did it work?

    Happy Wednesday!

    (coming here form SITS)

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  14. Robbie S.Redmon, LPC says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Hi, just stopping by from SITS. I hope you will stop by and read excerpts for my book, Abby’s Between Girlfriends: A Sharing of Marital Secrets. Tell your friends to stop by…

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  15. Kelli says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    Oh.my…we are going to have to watch out for that one.

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  16. Alicia @ boylerpf says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Cuts right to the heart of the matter, doesn’t he? Nice smooth talk…and so quick to respond. Gotta love the ingenuity!

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  17. Xazmin says

    May 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Adorable! Smooth talker…I love your family stories…just love ’em!

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  18. Brandy says

    May 13, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    Cheesy…but totally cute! I would have given it to him for that one.

    Welcome to SITS!

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  19. Maridith says

    May 15, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    That is funny!! I love the part that he starts laughing at his own cheese before he even spits it out. I always start laughing before the punch line.

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  20. Funnyrunner says

    May 20, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    And you know what’s cool? He meant it, really. You know he did. 🙂

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