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Your name is not a choice….

October 15, 2010 14 Comments

Grant has been taking an inordinately long time to get his class work done. Halfway through a math problem his pencil will become a rocket… or a plane… or a robot that hops over and bothers his neighbor…. whatever. He has lost recess and “free” time on a few occasions. A couple of times he […]

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The one where I’m gonna wash someone’s mouth out with soap soon….

October 13, 2010 20 Comments

Scene: the kitchen after school. Grant is having a snack and we are discussing his day. Grant: “Some of the kids at my school are using bad words!” Me: “Uh-oh! That’s not good.” Grant: “Yep. They’re using bad words from The Nightmare Before Christmas.” (It’s one of our Halloween movies that comes out with the […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear...

The argument for laziness.

September 24, 2010 10 Comments

Last night we were talking to one of my boys (who shall remain nameless while this is still a Hot Topic Issue in our household). Having just returned from Back To School night, we were asking him about the assignments and grading policies some of his teachers had shared with the parents. One class in […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., parenting, WTF?

Let’s work together.

September 21, 2010 9 Comments

Handsome Hubby and I try to teach our boys to be respectful, well mannered and self sufficient. We want our future daughters-in-law to like us.  Each night after dinner, their job is to clean the kitchen and dining room. (I cooked… it’s only fair that they clean up.) So last night after dinner all 4 […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., quirkiness, The Boys In General

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter…. L

September 17, 2010 12 Comments

Scene: Grant is rambling on about something that someone did and said on the playground. Using the word like out of context has become a big problem around our house. Grant: “And so he was like ‘Hey!’ so then the other guy was like ‘whoa!’ and like, then, like, this guy was doing, like, this […]

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The perils of nose picking.

September 1, 2010 17 Comments

Like many kids, when Devin was little he used to pick his nose. Like many moms, I tried everything under the sun to get him to stop. There was an art supply store that I frequented on a regular basis. The shopkeeper, Jerry, was a funny old guy. Jerry had a great sense of humor. […]

Filed Under: Devin, family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., Tales To Tell Tagged With: Devin

What’s in a name? Or, please forget everything we ever told you about how great it is to be able to read…

August 9, 2010 14 Comments

As you moms out there probably know, it’s back to school shopping time. As you moms out there also probably know, it’s important to encourage a young child when they are a beginning reader. Grant has become a good reader, with a pretty voracious appetite for new words to read. Great, right? I always thought […]

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My camping MoJo took a hit this year. (But I’m still going back again!)

July 29, 2010 17 Comments

I think that this is one of the most beautiful buildings in the world. This building has wooden floors that squeak and there is a large dip in the wooden threshold of the doorway, created by 150 years worth of foot traffic. This building houses some of my favorite childhood memories. This building is the […]

Filed Under: camping, family, No Mom wants to hear..., vacations

Hug them? Smack them? I can’t decide…

July 2, 2010 19 Comments

There are times in every mother’s life when she feels under appreciated and misunderstood. Times when she just thinks that no one notices what she does during the day. It appears that my boys do indeed notice. My 3 oldest rode their bikes to Target the other day, allowance money burning holes in their lizard-filled […]

Filed Under: family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., The Boys In General, very cool

Or you could, you know…. GET A JOB!!!!!

June 17, 2010 17 Comments

Several months back I did a tutorial on my Family Rules project. My oldest son, my darling baby (who is about to turn 18) thought I was missing a few rules and added one of his own. Nice try, kid. Since we’ve been riding him like a pony about getting a summer job, this “rule” […]

Filed Under: Devin, Dorky, family, No Mom wants to hear...

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