OK, I have a real problem with this too. There is another online dating service that people can join. A dating service for married people who want to discretely “date” other people. Their slogan? Life is short. Have an affair. I know that people have affairs. But they shouldn’t. Isn’t this public promotion of seedy […]
Dear “Part Time Swinger”
Thank you for the very interesting point of view you left in COMMENTS about the Kevin & Bean KROQ Swingers Party. There is so much I’d like to say that I think a new post is in order: “Yeah, you kinda ARE a prude but then again not really. To be accurate, you’re typical. You […]
I am NOT Lot’s wife.
Would you enter a contest where these things are part of the prize package? Moral bankruptcy The undermining of any trust in your relationship An STD The selling of your soul in pursuit of hedonism A weekend of debauchery that will inspire guilt and bad feelings forever after Your personal contribution to the further disintegration […]
This Victoria’s Secret model: a) Has been on that cayenne pepper & water diet and is now so hungry that the photographer caught her mid-faint. b) Is possessed, having sold her soul to the devil in order to be that thin. c) Is going for that come hither look and failing miserably. d) Is only […]
You little punks. I’ve forgotten more music than you’ll ever hear.
You know what’s funny? To hear someone humming “Smoke On The Water” and realize that it is your 4 year old. I am a pretty musical person. Not in the capacity that I can play instruments or sing (there are many who can vouch for me on this!) but in that I like a wide […]
Don’t you forget about me… or my marketing strategy will fail.
This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Today’s kids have no idea what this is referring to, unless their parents (ahem) saw The Breakfast Club when they were in high school. JC Penney has got to be aiming this ad at parents, not at kids. Because if they haven’t seen the movie, I imagine the kids find […]
Road Rage, set to music.
Dave and I just caught a matinee of Mamma Mia. All I can say is that the world would be a better place if people spontaneously burst into song and everyone magically knew the choreography. For example, I did not flip off the guy who tailgated me on the way home, even though I really […]
I never did get my funnel cakes.
Rich and I had a date last night. We went to see Chris Isaak at the Orange County Fair. (He was awesome!) Vanessa Carlton opened for him. (She? Not so awesome.) We saw lots of the people and things you’d expect at a Fair… crying kids in strollers, large women in clothing that is waaaay […]