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The Easter Claus…. Or Santa Bunny… (Either way, it’s all kinds of wrong.)

April 18, 2011 16 Comments

Scene: My house. My parents stopped in for a quick visit. The boys are talking with their Gramma about upcoming Easter events. Grant: “…And will we do an Easter egg hunt at your house?” Gramma: “Yes! Of course! And what do you boys want the Easter Bunny to bring you for Easter?” Me: “Mom! The […]

Filed Under: Devin, family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear..., Oh Mother Tagged With: Devin

My child is emotionally self-sufficient…

April 9, 2011 10 Comments

If no one comments on the school work that Grant does… … he’ll just go ahead and high-five himself. Good job!

Filed Under: family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear...

A matter of taste.

March 19, 2011 17 Comments

Grant asked for a quesadilla for lunch. I made him one and added a little side of tortilla chips. Grant: “These chips are too spicy.” Me: “The chips…? The chips are too spicy..?!” Grant: “Yes.” Me: “Not the quesadilla… but the chips are too spicy..?” Grant: “Yes.” Me: “You’re weird.” Grant: (slightly confused) “I thought […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Grant

No symbolism here.

March 15, 2011 11 Comments

Conner has been needling Grant and just bugging his little brother in general. Grant got some scrap paper and drew a picture for Conner. I am thinking Grant is getting tired of Conner’s antics. I am also thinking that if Grant invites Conner to the beach, Conner should decline the invitation.

Filed Under: Conner, family, Grant, No Mom wants to hear..., Randomness Tagged With: Conner

Table manners. It’s what’s for breakfast.

March 14, 2011 19 Comments

It’s a school morning. I have a cup of coffee and am sitting in the living room, making fun of Meredith Viera’s LACK of interviewing prowess. From the living room I can see into our dining room… You know those heavy earth moving/construction vehicles that have a claw and can grab big scoops of earth […]

Filed Under: Conner, Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, No Mom wants to hear..., parenting Tagged With: Conner

Dog years vs. Little Boy years.

March 7, 2011 16 Comments

I forget why, but the word equal came up in conversation at dinner the other night. Not equal as in 2+2 = 4, but equal as in a peer; the same as; comparable to… Grant did not understand why the 2+2 = 4 version was being used in a conversation about people. We (“we” being […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Grant

Legos have a soundtrack.

March 4, 2011 11 Comments

Yesterday, Grant was playing with his Legos in his room. He was making the typical little boys noises: vroom, pow, crash, etc. Then those noises gave way to singing. Not just any singing. Singing that lets momma know that big brothers have been playing SNL episodes on the DVR when Grant is around. Singing of […]

Filed Under: family, Funny, Grant, No Mom wants to hear..., quirkiness, TV

My mommy likes wine…

February 23, 2011 18 Comments

Scene: Our kitchen cleaning up after dinner. Braised short ribs with a wine reduction glaze. Handsome Hubby holds up the remaining glaze. HH: “Should I save this?” Me: “You can if you want to, but I don’t need it” HH: “How about I feed it to Corsa?” (the dog) Me: “No, that’s a bad idea. […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant, wine

Lucky Number 7

February 22, 2011 10 Comments

How did this happen?How is it that my baby is 7 years old!? He’s always been a good eater… He’s always been a total crack-up… Links to a few of my very favorite Grant-isms: On why we celebrate Christmas… On the proper way to serve a meal…On poor choices… On pregnancy… On songwriting… On pet […]

Filed Under: Couldn't be more proud, family, Grant

Check out lane temptations.

February 21, 2011 10 Comments

I’m in the check out lane at the grocery store. I am in Busy-Mom-Mode: putting my items onto the little conveyor belt… getting my coupons in order… ignoring the 6 year old who has been starting each of his sentences with “Hey Mom! Can we get…..?!?” I have my back to him when I hear, […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, family, Funny, Grant

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