I guess there is a new video game , where the object is to defend the WTC Twin Towers from space aliens. It’s attached to an art exhibit of some kind, but it is still a game that is using 9/11 as a premise. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too soon to be making games like that. I’m not […]
Goodwill my ass.
Instead of Spring Cleaning, I’m doing End of Summer cleaning. Going through kids’ closets and seeing what can be passed down to another brother, what is for Goodwill, what’s only good enough for the rag bag, etc… I’m also clearing out just a lot of Stuff. Vases, picture frames, old linens, and things that I’m […]
WreckYourHomeLifeHurtYourChildren-LeadWithYourGenitals.com UPDATE
OK, I’m always the last to know. It appears that this website has been up and running since January 2002 (5.5 years!!) and has just under 2.5 million dicks, I mean members, across the country. Wow. I am not up on the latest smarmy websites. I’m not doing a good job of keeping tabs on […]
Thanks anyway, but I’ll keep the termites.
The mission of Moxie Pest Control is to increase the standard of living and the quality of life for clients, employees, and the community through safe, dependable pest control service. Really? Do you think my quality of life has been increased when you show up on my doorstep with your company shirt and your […]
Why not call it WreckYourHomeLifeHurtYourChildren-LeadWithYourGenitals.com ?
OK, I have a real problem with this too. There is another online dating service that people can join. A dating service for married people who want to discretely “date” other people. Their slogan? Life is short. Have an affair. I know that people have affairs. But they shouldn’t. Isn’t this public promotion of seedy […]
Dear “Part Time Swinger”
Thank you for the very interesting point of view you left in COMMENTS about the Kevin & Bean KROQ Swingers Party. There is so much I’d like to say that I think a new post is in order: “Yeah, you kinda ARE a prude but then again not really. To be accurate, you’re typical. You […]
I am NOT Lot’s wife.
Would you enter a contest where these things are part of the prize package? Moral bankruptcy The undermining of any trust in your relationship An STD The selling of your soul in pursuit of hedonism A weekend of debauchery that will inspire guilt and bad feelings forever after Your personal contribution to the further disintegration […]
Where’s my emergency sewing kit? And I’d like some Visine, please.
I am the kind of person who will pull you aside and let you know if you have spinach on your tooth, or a booger, or toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I would hope someone would do the same for me. So when I’m standing in a line this morning, and I notice the […]
I’m not checking anyone’s pockets but my own.
I want to renegotiate my laundry contract. Now. Doing laundry for boys is tough work. It smells bad and there are often unmentionable stains and things that need stain remover. (Lots and lots of stain remover.) Doing laundry for boys is usually unappreciated. It requires follow-up to ensure that the folded clothes laid out on […]
Everyone is pretty at 2:00 am. Duh.
Really? Was it really necessary to do a scientific study in order to determine that there actually is a “beer-goggle effect”? Of course you think members of the opposite sex look better after a few drinks. It’s called Horny. Of course you think you look better after a few drinks. It’s called Blurred Vision. Of […]