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Where’s my emergency sewing kit? And I’d like some Visine, please.

August 16, 2008 2 Comments

I am the kind of person who will pull you aside and let you know if you have spinach on your tooth, or a booger, or toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I would hope someone would do the same for me. So when I’m standing in a line this morning, and I notice the […]

Filed Under: quirkiness, Rants, WTF?

I’m not checking anyone’s pockets but my own.

August 15, 2008 6 Comments

I want to renegotiate my laundry contract. Now. Doing laundry for boys is tough work. It smells bad and there are often unmentionable stains and things that need stain remover. (Lots and lots of stain remover.) Doing laundry for boys is usually unappreciated. It requires follow-up to ensure that the folded clothes laid out on […]

Filed Under: Conner, Devin, Grant, Mitch, quirkiness, Rants, WTF?

Hey Bro, I can’t do morning classes

July 8, 2008 Leave a Comment

When I was a kid, drug dealers had to pick up their industry training on the street. Some suggested additions for their FAQ section: Can I do a double major with Philosophy? What if my lab partner bogarts the project? Do I need to inform my parole officer before enrolling? On which corner will I […]

Filed Under: age-gap, WTF?

I will never complain again.

July 7, 2008 Leave a Comment

Thankfully, only 3 of these things are happening in the boys’ bathroom.I will not complain about their poor aim again…

Filed Under: Funny, quirkiness, The Boys In General, WTF?

Never assume.

June 26, 2008 Leave a Comment

I always thought that if a hot dog were personified, it would be male. I stand corrected.

Filed Under: Funny, quirkiness, WTF?

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