Ew. I have photos on flickr.com. Most of the are restricted so that only friends and family can see them. Several I had to list as “public” so I could access them from another site. I was on flickr today and noticed that someone had left comments about my photos. It was another mom who […]
Victoria’s Secret…? That they’re screwing with us.
I am certain that the Victoria’s Secret Powers That Be are either a) demented; or b) sitting back and laughing their collective asses off; or, c) both (I’m goin’ with c) These are photos from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Miami. Targeting the Elmer Fudd demographic. How practical! Underwear that doubles as a […]
I’m working with photos on the computer, getting ready to do Christmas cards. Grant comes up, looks over my shoulder and comments: “Oh! Is that the one with the ball with Conner that came and then did and went for my dream?” Yes. Yes it is.??
I thought Jessica was the dumb Simpson daughter. Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Stupid.
Well how do they make sno-cones then?
We have a good friend who is a police officer. From time to time we hear funny “on the job” stories. This is definitely my favorite:Once he was part of a team serving a search warrant for drugs in a house. As part of that drug search, pretty much every stone is overturned during the […]
We already know it weighs more than she does.
A solid gold sculpture of Kate Moss? Worth 2.8 million? Think of its worth, had the crazy artist sculpted it from cocaine! And then it truly would be representative of Ms. Moss.
I will not make fun of my mother’s Hummel collection again. I will not make fun of my mother’s Hummel collection again. I will not make fun….
If you know someone who collects crap like this, perhaps you should consider ending the relationship. If you can’t end the relationship for some reason (for example, your grandma collects them) here are some alternative gift ideas, so that you don’t become an enabler: A feather duster A straight jacket A gift certificate to The […]
OK, I’m always the last to know. It appears that this website has been up and running since January 2002 (5.5 years!!) and has just under 2.5 million dicks, I mean members, across the country. Wow. I am not up on the latest smarmy websites. I’m not doing a good job of keeping tabs on […]
Thanks anyway, but I’ll keep the termites.
The mission of Moxie Pest Control is to increase the standard of living and the quality of life for clients, employees, and the community through safe, dependable pest control service. Really? Do you think my quality of life has been increased when you show up on my doorstep with your company shirt and your […]
Please use your head. It’s that thing you’re supposed to be shampooing.
I cannot tell you who. I cannot tell you why. I certainly cannot tell you how. All I can tell you is that all of the bath toys and toothbrushes from the boys’ bathroom are currently going through an extra hot, super duper cycle in the dishwasher. And will probably be put through again, just […]