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Six years of laughing so hard that milk comes out of my nose.

February 22, 2010 14 Comments

Six years of cracking us up. Six years of cuddles. Six years of bringing more love into our house. I love that he used to practically sleep in that red baseball cap. I think there were people who wouldn’t recognize him if he wasn’t wearing it.I keep thinking I have a favorite picture of him… […]

Filed Under: Grant

Today has been brought to you by the Letter S.

February 10, 2010 15 Comments

Scene: JoAnn Fabrics. I am making invitations and needed decorative paper. Grant: Look at all of these papers! What are these papers for? Me: They’re scrapbook papers. People use them to make scrapbooks, but I use them to make cards. Grant: Mom, you said a bad word. Me: (reviewing everything I had just said) No, […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

God bless you. Now move on.

February 9, 2010 13 Comments

Scene: Our kitchen. I’m battling an unwilling kindergartener over a homework assignment. Me: Please do your homework. Grant: I need to sharpen my pencil first. Me: No you don’t, it’s fine. Grant: Look! It’s raining! Me: Yes. Please do your homework. Grant: When do I get video games back? Me: At the rate you’re going, […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant, mischief, No Mom wants to hear...

Good friends to have around….

January 16, 2010 10 Comments

After school yesterday afternoon, I asked Grant how his day was. “It was great! Charlie and Douch (rhymes with couch) went to school with me!” “Who are Charlie and Douch?” “My hands, of course!” Of course. That kid is so odd. He’s been walking around, treating his hands like they’re little puppets and wants us […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

Christmas – according to Grant.

December 25, 2009 17 Comments

My Mom wanted to take Grant to have an over-night (or two or three) at her house. I did not have to think twice. (Christmas prep without a five year old under foot…? Um OK. Twist my arm.) My Mom called me to tell me a funny Grant story. Apparently, she and Grant were walking […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

There’s much to be said for slip-on shoes…

December 8, 2009 15 Comments

Wanna see what it looks like when a kindergartener asks another kindergartener for help tying his shoes…..? It was like macrame` and took me a good 5 minutes to get the knot(s) undone. I miss the velcro closures.

Filed Under: Grant, Well this sucks

What’s in a name? And what does it have to do with you leaving the kitchen?

November 19, 2009 12 Comments

Scene: The kitchen. I am trying to make dinner. Grant is underfoot. Me: “Grant, I need you to get out of here, there are hot things in here and sharp things in here.” Grant: “OK…. Mom? Why didn’t you name me PJ? You shoulda named me PJ.” I just don’t even know what to say […]

Filed Under: Exchange of the Day, Grant

I have 4 boys…

November 4, 2009 21 Comments

Scene: Helping Grant with his homework. Mom: “Let’s read the directions… you can choose from this list of words and draw a picture of the word you choose. Here are your choices: mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, grandpa….” Grant: (incredulous) “Sister!?!? What’s a sister?!??”

Filed Under: Grant, just funny

Remedial Graffiti Artist

November 3, 2009 23 Comments

This morning we noticed that Someone had taken a pencil and written on the panes and trim around our sliding glass door. (Please click on the photo to more clearly see the artwork) Someone signed his name. When asked why he did this, Someone shrugged his shoulders and stated, “My brain is not very good.”

Filed Under: Grant, just funny, mischief, No Mom wants to hear...

ugh. Not THAT stage….

November 2, 2009 21 Comments

Every. single. one. of my boys went through this stage…. Smile! = Grimace and bare your teeth. I sure hope Grant gets through it quickly….

Filed Under: Grant, just funny

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